mercy meme

[magnitudes]

forced truth meme

1. Post your character(s)
2. People respond to your character with a question

3. Your character must reply, and they must reply honestly
4. ????
5. Have fun. Fun is obligatory. Lack of fun will result in severe repercussions.

Comments

Ted Kord / Blue Beetle | DC Comics

[deadkord]

[magnitudes]

Describe yourself and your favourite three people using ice cream flavours, and explanations for why.

And how come you're ripping off the Blue Beetle thing, mate?

[deadkord]

First of all, I'm not ripping anything off. I died, he took over. It's a whole legacy thing, and besides, I like to think we both have our own distinct style.

As for the ice cream flavors... Do they have to describe people who are here?

[magnitudes]

( A twenty second long pained wheeze
of pain
and regret
also pain )

Sssoorryy. Do you have a mechanical death backpack, too?

( RIP her. )

Um. I think the least I can do after that is give you room to decide whoever you want to describe via ice cream flavours, honestly.

[deadkord]

Nope. I've got an airship in the shape of a giant insect, though!

As for the ice cream flavors.... Rocky Road, mint chip, salted caramel swirl, and low-fat strawberry banana frozen yogurt. Rocky Road because life's just kinda like that; mint chip because it's a solid, dependable favorite; salted caramel swirl because it's a little different in just the right way... and the yogurt because some people have delicate stomachs that they can't not bitch about.

[magnitudes]

Let me guess: it's a ladybird.

( :D )

I like it. Solid, variety. Do you ever think Rocky Road's just overkill, but? Like how hungover was the person who first invented that?

[deadkord]

No, she's a giant blue beetle. What can I say? I like to stick to a theme!

Isn't that kind of what makes Rocky Road good, though? It's like someone had a deadline to invent a new ice cream flavor and put it off until the last second, then just threw the first things they could grab into it and called it done. I can respect that.

[magnitudes]

Does it have mechanical mandibular, though?

( IMPORTANT QUESTIONS. )

Depends on my mood and how contrary I feel. When you put it that way, though, Rocky Road is a delicious but potentially depressing euphemism. Imagine the poor bloke who slaved away for hours to make the perfect ice cream and created some sort of abomination, and seeing some dickhead called Bob nailing it in two minutes with Rocky Road.

[khajidont]

Are you ever actually gonna go get therapy?

[RIGHT TO IT THEN, EH, BUGBOY]