mercy meme

[magnitudes]

forced truth meme

1. Post your character(s)
2. People respond to your character with a question

3. Your character must reply, and they must reply honestly
4. ????
5. Have fun. Fun is obligatory. Lack of fun will result in severe repercussions.

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Ken Kaneki | Tokyo Ghoul

[ghoulking]

[unbreaker]

Is there anyone you like?

[ghoulking]

[ what. ]

Of course there isn't.

[unbreaker]

Why would you say 'of course' to that? You gotta put yourself out there, man!

[ghoulking]

[ why does everyone talk like he is a perfect fit to date ANYONE ... ]

... c'mon Josuke.

[unbreaker]

What? I'm telling you, you gotta mingle! And you're probably gonna wanna do it on your own terms before I try and set you up with someone.

'Cause I'll do it.

[ghoulking]

[ oh my GOD ]

I'm not going to date anyone, are you insane? [ and the only people who'd want to date him are insane too SO ]

[unbreaker]

Oh, come on! Everyone can use some kinda companionship! Ever been mini golfing? It's the perfect date spot!

[He saw it in an Avril Lavigne video.]

i feel like josuke and jaime need to get closer so they can harass him together

[khajidont]

Okayyyy, let's say you have to get together with an imPort. Who's here! Nobody ported out! Who'd you choose?

what did he do to deserve this???

[ghoulking]

[ STARES. ]

What sort of question is that?!

[ not only it's embarrassing but... he has no way of answering it because there is literally no one he can think of ]

I don't have anyone - there aren't many people I know my age and the ones I do know have someone. [ seriously, everyone has a lover what's with this place!! ] Kanaya, maybe? She does not like men, though.

Sasha...? Darlene? Genos, maybe.

[ghoulking]

Actually


- you could be on this list, too. [ arms cross. How you like them apples? ]

[khajidont]

Eh?

[CLEARLY HE'S NOT A ROMANTIC OPTION IN HIS OWN MIND]

What, why me?

[ghoulking]

[ AHA ]

Well, as I'm forced to choose an imPort, it'd have to be an adult, I'd have to at least know them a bit, they'd have to know what I am, and some sort of friendship had to exist - you fit it all.

And you even called me cute indirectly, once.

[khajidont]

Well, I... I guess that makes sense. And I wasn't lying about you being cute!

[Even if he WOULD NEVER DATE KANEKI sorry ken]

[ghoulking]

Careful there, I might ask you to marry me if you continue.

[ kaneki doesn't want to date anyone so it's cool ]

adds to the dating questions pile because being kaneki is suffering

[leaflets]

What would you do if I got a boyfriend?

[ghoulking]

[ THIS IS THE WORST QUESTION THUS FAR ]

...Do you have a boyfriend?

[leaflets]

No, but I might one day.

[ SHE GETS LOVE NOTES IN HER SCHOOL LOCKER IT'S AN INEVITABILITY ]

[ghoulking]

... i'd want to meet that person. Talk to them. [ BE VERY INTIMIDATING. ]

And I'd want to make sure he respects you.

[scrap_metal]

Why do you have two birthdays?

[ghoulking]

I was truly born in 20th December. However, some years ago I lost all my memories so I had to build myself. A person has a birthday and a name - so me and mentor decided upon Haise Sasaki, birthday on April 2nd.

I choose that particular date because my prison cell number was 240.

[scrap_metal]

[ That's... pretty dark. The moment prison cell is mentioned ] That explains two names.

[ The first sentence indicate knowledge about the past, but could be acquired in two ways ] Have you learned more about your past self, or did your memories return?

[ghoulking]

I have all my memories back, they returned eventually. [ they slowly returned in this world, and then someone beat them into him back home ]

[scrap_metal]

I should probably switch to Kaneki.

[ He might have gotten used to Haise Sasaki, but it's clear that it's the second, crafted identity ]

[ghoulking]

It's alright to call me Sasaki. Both names work, they are both me and they are equally important. [ the same reason why he didn't get rid of Sasaki's birthday; both dates are correct just like both names are ]