mercy meme

[magnitudes]

forced truth meme

1. Post your character(s)
2. People respond to your character with a question

3. Your character must reply, and they must reply honestly
4. ????
5. Have fun. Fun is obligatory. Lack of fun will result in severe repercussions.

Comments

[thevictoriandetective]

And I hope that you will cease your little inquiry into my childhood pictures.

[acclimatized]

Oh God no. I'm still interested.

[thevictoriandetective]

Why? What's so fascinating about pictures of people as children?

[acclimatized]

Because it humanises you. Plus, it'll be pretty funny.

[thevictoriandetective]

I fail to see how either of those are relevant to my childhood pictures. Everyone was a child once. Contrary to popular belief I'm not actually an android.

Though that seems quite a pleasant existence, actually.

[acclimatized]

Even Mycroft?

I'm inclined to agree, especially if you come with a mute button.

[thevictoriandetective]

Mycroft spent a total of a week as a baby and became an old man shortly after. [A snicker.]

If I am ever presented with the opportunity to become an android I will ensure I do not have a mute button.

[acclimatized]

[ john snorts. ] A week? That's generous. I would've guessed forty-eight hours. That and a tiny cocktail umbrella.

Mary and I will just have to send you back to the manufacturer. Faulty product. Second class should do it.

[thevictoriandetective]

[Sherlock never fails to laugh like a school kid whenever it came to making fun of Mycroft.] He was in a three-piece suit before he had teeth.

That's decidedly not fair. Surely you can afford a faster service.