mercy meme

[magnitudes]

forced truth meme

1. Post your character(s)
2. People respond to your character with a question

3. Your character must reply, and they must reply honestly
4. ????
5. Have fun. Fun is obligatory. Lack of fun will result in severe repercussions.

Comments

[itistolaugh]

Yeah, I don't talk about it much since it kind of freaks people out. You aren't freaked out, are you?

... Also, just checking, how often would you say you get murderously jealous?

[textualhealing]

Uhm, I guess I'm freaked out that he might show up here and try and murder me. But I'd risk getting brutally murdered by a clown for you. So long as it didn't last too long. I get squeamish about prolonged pain and death...

But I'm not murdery! Jealous, maybe, but never murdery. Can you imagine me risking getting blood on my outfit? No thanks.

[itistolaugh]

["I'd risk getting brutally murdered by a clown for you." Well damn if that isn't the most romantic thing anyone has ever said to her, or to anyone in the history of romantic things.

She won't ruin it by explaining how creative the Joker can be when it comes to murder.]

He's not here. He was, for a little bit, maybe. I think. I'm pretty sure it was him. But he's not anymore! Probably.

No, he's definitely not, because if he was then I'd be with him.

[textualhealing]

Okay but. If he showed up... would that be us done with? Like, is he always the top option here?

[itistolaugh]

He's... It's not always up to me. I'm. Better at saying no to him than I used to be. But it's never stuck. So. I'm sorry. I don't know.

[textualhealing]

Ugh. I guess I get it. But if you ever need me to hulk out and wrestle him or whatever, I'm all for it.

[itistolaugh]

I probably shouldn't be into that, huh?

[textualhealing]

But you are, right? Go figure. You know I can give you the muscles without the Hulk part, right?

[itistolaugh]

... can we go right now?

[textualhealing]

To the gun show?

[itistolaugh]

I was thinking Pound Town.

[textualhealing]

Liiiiike the beating up kind of pounding or the hot sexy kind?

[itistolaugh]

I meant the second one. I mean, I'm down for starting fights, but I think you'd probably cry.

[textualhealing]

Okay, good. I super like the sexy kind of pounding. I can take you to Pound Town.