HOT OR NOT MEME

[devoutish]

1. Post images of your characters (please link large ones!)
2. Tag other characters with an IC rating.
3. Have very objective and important IC discussions about those ratings.

Taken from here

Comments

archie / oras

[h2no]

[sleight_of_hand]

0/10

Too much muscle.

[h2no]

Actually, it's a healthy amount. Ya don't like people bein' healthy?

[sleight_of_hand]

'Healthy'? I'm fairly sure you're just all one stupid muscle.

[h2no]

Ya know, I'm fit enough to be able to ice skate wi' no problem. Just throwin' that out there.

[sleight_of_hand]

Gh--!

[ RUB IT IN WHY DON'T YOU. ]

You have Z E R O grace! You'd fall flat on your face!

[catchacold]

Beard gets 12/10 points.

Also, pirates are cool.

[h2no]

Thank you! Finally, someone gets it!

[catchacold]

I've had so many ninja versus pirates conversations.

[h2no]

Pirates always win! We're so cool!

[caduceusvalkyrie]

A solid 7. I guess.

[h2no]

7? Why'd I'd lose the 3 points??

[caduceusvalkyrie]

I'm kidding! Of course you get a 10!

[h2no]

Yeah, I can think of at least 3 things we've done that make up for that.

[HEHEHEHEHEHEEHhehehe]

[caduceusvalkyrie]

Archie!

[She's used incorrigible before and it still applies.]

[helpline]

7/10, mostly because of the facial hair.

Crobat, on the other hand, is a solid 10/10.

[h2no]

Wait, do I gain points because of my beard or lose 'em?

Don't tell that to his face, it'll go right to his head. Ya know what Crobat gets like when he's posing? It's really hard to get him off your face!

[helpline]

Because of the beard! You'd be a 5/10 without it. I like you, but aesthetically you're really humany.

[ no offense, bro. ]

And I'll keep shut around Crobat. The last thing we need is for him to get a bigger head.

[h2no]

[he kind of wants to mention that this TALL SPAGHETTI is basically a human, but figures that might be JUUUUST a smidge offensive, so he doesn't.]

I'll have to call the restaurant I booked for us and tell 'em it's canceled, on account of my being too human.

[he's clearly not offended, even if he is putting a hand on his forehead and pouting.]

[pale_blue_arrow]

4/10. Bit old for me, sorry, and that beard doesn't help things.

[h2no]

You're way too young for me and what do people have against my beard?!

[pale_blue_arrow]

It's legal in California, I just don't want to. And you look like a villain in a an old comic book, it's not a turn-on. I prefer villains from film noir. Get a trenchcoat and a fedora and we'll redo the rating.

[h2no]

Don't give a shit, if you're gonna try that try agin' about 20 years then come back to me.

...I'd also set myself on fire if I ever wore a fedora. Are ya kiddin' me?!

Re: archie / oras

[pummelgranite]

Four, I guess. Decent body.

[h2no]

...It's the beard again, ain't it?

[why is it always the beard...]