CONFESSIONS MEME

[devoutish]

1. Post a comment with your character spilling their confessions and innermost thoughts for all to see
2. Go around and comment to other characters ICly, expressing shock, awe, disgust, anger, etc.
3. Discuss, accuse, commiserate, threadjack, etc.

Comments

[h2no]

They do, but science doesn't mean shit when you got a bein' that can create oceans at a whim.

Yes, it was a stupid fucking idea. I know that now, thanks.

[deadtective]

I'm just wondering how anyone let it get past the drunken planning stage, that's all.

[h2no]

Well, when ya live in a world with beings that can shit on the laws of physics for fun, logic don't really come into it.

You probably won't be surprised to hear my friend with the PhD figured it wouldn't work first. She's happy to remind me of this.

[deadtective]

I do live in a world like that, yeah, but don't let shitty details like that get in the way.

[BOY SHE WISHES THAT CULT HAD JUST WANTED A BIGGER OCEAN. an ocean of blood, maybe.]

Good to know someone's riding your dick about it 24/7, though. I'd be kinda worried about your dumbass world otherwise.

[h2no]

Way more than one person. The worst thing is... my best bro tried to continue it after everything happened because I didn't talk to him about it properly and didn't communicate.

If I could just go home for five minutes to tell him I love him and I'm sorry I'd feel 500% better about this entire shitty fucking situation.

[deadtective]

[Archie no SHE DOESN'T WANT TO TALK ABOUT YOUR FEELINGS]

No guarantee it'd change anything, man. People can be pretty huge dipshits once they think they know what someone else wants.

[h2no]

[TOUGH SHIT SUCK IT UP ASSHOLE]

Yeah, that's the problem.

[deadtective]

[SHE ABSOLUTELY WILL NOT]

You think about it too long and it's just gonna wreck any chances you've got for sure. Since apparently you can't fixate on one goddamn thing without making it weird as shit and all.

[h2no]

I know. It's just... not knowin' and not bein' able to say what I want to that's gettin' to me.

[deadtective]

...whatever happens, you get to see it for yourself and spit out whatever bullshit's been crawling up your ass this whole time. Not everybody's looking forward to that when they go back.

[...]

So, you know. Fucking get over it and calm your shit. Not like you're even gonna remember all this waiting anyway.

[h2no]

Yeah.

I should.

[deadtective]

You're gonna look dumb as shit if he shows up here and you're still fucking wallowing, man.

[h2no]

Bro, you don't want to know the mess we both were when I spoke to him last. I just didn't get to finish, is all.

[deadtective]

You're right, I sure as fucking shit don't want to know about any of that garbage. Just write him a fucking letter and swallow it or some shit.

[h2no]

If he shows up I'm gonna make sure we meet for the first time in front of you.

It might get gross.

[deadtective]

You're not gonna be able to hold that shit in long enough to find me.

[h2no]

Oh, ye of little faith.

[deadtective]

Ye of faith in the negative numbers, actually.