i want to do a handwave meme

[siriusly]

So we're going to do a handwave meme.

RULES
-U post character
-So does everyone else
-U sneak over to other people n tell 'em what kinda stuff ur characters are doing on the sly/not being threaded due to time constraints or what have
-POOF instant CR buff

Comments

[rekt]

» training training training
» murphy showing up at places erik is campaigning or working and just lurking there and making commentary like hes hanging out and this isn't weird at all
» fakes a heart attack/seizure if erik talks about politics for longer than 5 minutes

[incogneto]

-concerned the first time murphy did this
-now would literally let him die of a heart attack

[rekt]

» probably tries new things to fake die from regularly
» or interrupts him with news that should probably be shocking
» def just blurted out 'i'm pregnant' in the middle of a talk on foreign policy once

[incogneto]

that would be great and erik would stop the speech to be like

"congratulations"

and then continue

[rekt]

gjkl;fsa dad ur the worst

u dont even care about ur pretend grandchildren

the worst

[incogneto]

he would tho if murph was really pregnant

because erik still gotta pay like 4k outta pocket for that

[rekt]

trufax man

good thing his MoM superpower isnt mpreg