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Mask or Menace | MODERATORS ([personal profile] maskormods) wrote in [community profile] etcelsior2017-08-25 07:25 pm
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KEMOSABE, JUMP ON IT!

 

TEST DRIVE MEME
Considering apping into MASK OR MENACE? Want to dip your toes into the setting and get a feel of whether your character will fit into it? Or maybe you're just cruising and want to play around? Then you've come to the right place!

Pick any of the following scenarios below or feel free to make up your own, but don't be afraid to throw yourself at someone else's thread, either!

And remember there's only one rule in Test Drive Meme Club: have fun!

    01. The city of Heropa is what one might expect from a small, bright and cheery place, where locals are friendly enough and local shop owners might offer a free drink to welcome you to their fair city. Some of the locals might thank you for always lending your service to the nation, while others might not say anything -- but if you have something nasty to say, better not say anything at all, right?

    No matter how you feel about imPorts, there is one thing the community all must suffer through together: the weather. And time. Two, two things the community must suffer through together. However many things there are, today is celebrating the Dog Days of Summer. Literally. There is an adoption fair for every kind of dog you can imagine, and a few that really take imagination to call them ‘a dog.’ Like cats that have had doggy ear-shaped hats placed on their unwilling heads, or fish with decorative dog art painted on their bowl. Or that baby alligator on a leash with fur (glued? It looks glued) on its back. So while it’s a fine day to come and meet a new friend- or drop one off and run, hoping someone else will take it- it may also be a good day to stop the smaller animals and some wandering children from getting eaten by some of the more carnivorous creatures a few of the local eccentrics have decided to try to pawn off on the public. Or grab a snack from the fried food and ice cream stands and watch the madness. Whatever your choice, welcome to Florida, heroes.


    02. De Chima, Virginia, is a large city with a healthy economy, and though it's quieter than Heropa, there are still large numbers of citizens to be awed at your very presence. Look at you! Organic wonder! Science and technology are the lifeblood of this city, so you're likely to come across a good many locals taking your picture with the newest of devices. The imPort craze remains high here, and you may find yourself cornered by overzealous imPort fans, media wannabes and opportunists alike, shoving cameras in your face. Their questions are likely to be fairly mundane, however; get ready for an interview about your taste in romantic partners, personal underwear choices, favorite foods, and more!

    Wasn’t the forgiveness day festival wonderful? What, you weren’t in this world yet to attend? Well, never mind that! There’s still time for those willing to part with a few dollars to show your love for this new world and sympathy for the natives and imPorts alike that have been harmed in it. How? Why with a flower festival, of course! An entire block has been closed off for the seemingly endless sale of flowers of every shape and color. Technically, all the flowers have meanings and a few wandering guides are more than happy to help you pick out the bunch that may speak your true feelings to your intended target. It has all the potential to be a nice, sweet smelling day where you can express your love or eternal hatred or total ambivalence with living flora.

    Of course, this is the science city. It can’t be something as simple as only normal, natural flowers. Some of the stands are nice enough to keep their technological wonders neatly labeled and separate from the rest of the foliage. Others aren’t so nice. The best way to get people to try a new thing is to spring it on an unsuspecting public, right? Right! Also for sale are roses that, if you prick your finger on the (oddly able to pierce through even superhuman strong, unbreakable skin) thorns you are compelled to spend the rest of the day with the first person you lay your eyes on. Never seen them before or hate their guts, it doesn’t matter. You simply feel awful when more than three feet away from them. To the point you will pass out if you’re away from them for more than five minutes. Hope you’re good at making quick bathroom runs. 

    There are also lilies that make birds flock to you and snap dragonsthat offer you supportive messages given in a squeaky voice every time you smell it. For those liking slightly more visibly engineered flowers, a multicolored daisy turns you into a Technicolor wonder, your clothes, hair, eyes, and skin changing rapidly from color to color without any apparent rhyme or reason (or respect for clashing). Putting the flower down will stop the changes, but you’re stuck in whatever random pattern it landed on until an hour passes and the effect wears off. Good luck with the festival!

    03. Maurtia Falls, Pennsylvania has had its ups and downs since imPorts started reappearing. Several imPort heroes have put focused efforts into cleaning up the streets of this somewhat infamous city, while others have swooped in to help the criminal industry thrive. More so here than the streets of any other imPort city, the battle between good and evil looks more like a war of escalation than a heroic tale. That might make the less than warm welcome imPorts are given in the city a little more understandable. The emergence of locals with superpowers is hardly helping. While some of these individuals have turned to crime, many locals seem more inclined to defend their native powered drug dealer than help the non-native hero bring them to justice. Who are you to tell them how to live? 

    To say all is not right in the streets of Maurtia Falls is to more or less state the obvious, but this time, the criminal nature of this foe is a little... sillier than usual.  One gentleman gifted with the powers of superspeed seems not to have grasped the true potential of his powers and instead of spending his time robbing banks or big businesses, he's decided to be the world's most efficient pickpocket.  He zips through the street, pushing people over at superspeed and picking their pockets and snatching their pockets, leaving only a brown blur in his wake, evidently having lost the memo that primary colours are all the rage for costumed heroes and villains.
    The more heroically minded among you may want to go after this villain or save a grandma or two that have been unintentionally pushed straight into traffic... but the guy has to stop to rest sometime, and he's really begging for a beatdown with this kind of behaviour.



    04. Nonah, North Carolina, is the liveliest of all cities; loud, busy and there's some kind of energy in the air that gets everyone buzzing with excitement. To be American is to be part of a melting pot, and that there's more money to be made by the thriving local industries hardly hurts. Natives may gather around new arrivals and ask both personal and broad questions about life as an imPort, what they are looking forward to, what their favorite article of underwear is. A few night clubs offer free entrance - just this once!

    Today the word on everyone’s lips is branding. It’s not enough to slap on some spandex or hand stitch a mask these days. That’s so 80s. Now is the time not only to get your hero/villain costume professionally made, it’s time for sponsorship! Why should natives be limited to just having some registered imPorts actually working at their place of business? A cape is basically a big, open banner just waiting for a logo. Or ten. Now, they can’t really promise money up front for anyone agreeing to wear their logo and work their slogan into a witty quip during an arrest, but they can do one better: free products. Get all the free socks you can wear by only fighting crime in Jane’s Honey of the Earth socks, underwear, and bras. Or negotiate for free dinners for life if you wear the logo and agree to only appear on dates eating at Overweigh burger shack. 

    Of course, there’s nothing like an unlikely team up to really get the media spotlight on an imPort (and the brand they now represent). If you fall for the hype or even just get herded over to an audition station (if you are walking down the road today, chances are you’re going to get unwillingly pulled in at least once), get ready to meet your new partner: this random stranger! The company will give you 10 minutes to get to know each other, then it’s time to grin, bear it, and think of the free merchandise as they ask you to perform at least one heroic feat as a team for their cameras. What that is, exactly, is up to you.
 
bespin: (09 ROTJ)

Nonah

[personal profile] bespin 2017-08-26 12:20 pm (UTC)(link)
--For the last time, I'm not putting your logo on my cape!

[ Lando was in the middle of arguing with the person running this shindig when he sees an unsuspecting Togruta girl pulled over. ]

Look, you can't just pull people off the streets and make them dance for you! We have lives, we've got business to attend to. Now if you'll excuse us --

[ Lando inserts himself between the girl and the native who was dragging her over and pulls her away instead. ]
attorn: (Ambush)

[personal profile] attorn 2017-08-26 12:26 pm (UTC)(link)
[She doesn't recognize him, but that doesn't stop her being grateful when she clicks that he is 'rescuing' her from the natives and their enthusiastic attention. What with her being rather obviously not human and thus clearly an imPort, she does make something of an easy target. Ahsoka allows him to lead her away, grateful once she is free and out of ear shot of those particular natives.]

Thank you.

[She can appreciate what they might be trying to do in welcoming the imPorts and showing their appreciation and all, taking advantage of the imPort's popularity but really. They could at least ask first?]

Maybe next time I'm exploring I should wear my hood up.

[Not that doing so would entirely hide her, but it would probably be less obvious at least.]
bespin: (08 ROTJ)

[personal profile] bespin 2017-08-26 12:32 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Once they're safely away from the crowd of merchandisers, Lando releases his hold on her, just walking next to her instead. No need to manhandle the poor girl more than he has to. ]

That might be in your best interests. I don't think these people have ever seen a Togruta before.
attorn: (Bombad Jedi)

[personal profile] attorn 2017-08-26 12:35 pm (UTC)(link)
It doesn't seem like it, no. Or...well. I gathered they seem rather enthusiastic about all the 'imPorts' here. I suppose I'm just all the more obvious as one since I'm not human.

[It isn't like the natives would harm her or anything, as far as she can tell. They're just rather too curious, and it would be hard to get around and do anything if they kept crowding her like that all the time. So she'd rather try be more subtle if possible to avoid a repeat of this if she can.]
bespin: (41 ROTJ)

[personal profile] bespin 2017-08-26 12:50 pm (UTC)(link)
[ He nods knowingly. ] This planet is pretty much just humans, aside from the odd non-human imPort who gets dragged in. They tend to jump on anyone who's outside of what they consider normal.
attorn: (Cloak)

[personal profile] attorn 2017-08-26 12:54 pm (UTC)(link)
Lucky me then. I don't know if I want to hope the novelty will wear off for them any time soon. I wouldn't mind so much if it didn't make getting anywhere take that much longer if they keep distracting and crowding me like that.

[Still. She's trying to take it in stride all as best she can. It isn't like she couldn't try to sort of blend in better, as it were. She just wasn't immediately aware it might be a better idea to, just how many humans were here and how very curious they all were.]
bespin: (03 ROTJ)

[personal profile] bespin 2017-08-29 05:03 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Lando chuckles easily. ] Give it time. Even the most unfamiliar looking imPorts will become commonplace after a few months.

[ And then, because since she's Togruta, that obviously means they're from the same galaxy, ]

Tell me, what was happening back home for you, before you got Ported in? The Porter doesn't discriminate when it comes to timelines, though it does seem to have a particular fondness for our galaxy.
attorn: (Bombad Jedi)

[personal profile] attorn 2017-08-30 04:31 am (UTC)(link)
I hope you're right. Or this will get old pretty quick.

[She sighs, giving a shrug before considering his question. What was last happening. She knew, now confirmed, how people could show up from home. But the timelines, that's going to be something to get used to for sure.]

The Clone Wars. I'm not sure if they've happened for you or not. But last I remember was that was still going on.