IC ANON MEME

[pyrogue]

IC ANON MEME

1. Post your character for anon thoughts on them.
2. Or post categories like Best Costume, Worst Personality, Most Likely To Mess It All Up, Most Pretentious Posters, ImPorts With The Best Merchandising, etc etc you get the idea.
3. IC wank is great, OOC wank is not.
4. Have fun!

Comments

[shadowglitter]

The fog-ridden waters of anonymity don't mean much when you have the glowy boat of friendship to traverse them.

I am very scary.

[holisticallydetecting]

You really, really are.

And I do not say that lightly.

wait

did you say glowy boat of friendship?

[shadowglitter]

Yeah.

Bad? Sorry.

Glowy boat of... tentative... acknowledgment... and understanding... of a person's character. Unless it's the glowy boat part you had a problem with. I can't change that and still keep the metaphor rolling.

1/3

[holisticallydetecting]

2/3

[holisticallydetecting]

3/3

[holisticallydetecting]

No!

No!

Glowy boat of friendship is just fine! I have absolutely no problem with either the glow-y-ness or the friendship-ness at all.

At all.

It is quite fine.

[shadowglitter]

Oh, cool!

Okay, great. I'll make you my first mate, which-- I don't actually know what position of power a first mate holds in a naval setting, but mate sounds synonymous with friend, so we may as well double down.

[holisticallydetecting]

It sort of means the second in line to the captain.

I'd sort of rather be the captain, if I'm honest. They get the best hats. But really I'll just be happy to be on a glowing boat of friendship at all.

[shadowglitter]

You can be... the co-captain. We'll both be captains. A friendship is worth nothing if it's inequal. Unequal? In... inun...

A friendship is worth nothing if the scales are tipped towards just a powerful amount of bullshit. So. Captain.

We should make hats. Real hats.

[holisticallydetecting]

Unequal. Even though we say inequality. English is very weird.

I am so here for the hat thing. But. Should we try to actually find a boat first, instead? Or is there already a physical boat that we are discussing that isn't simply a metaphorical one.

[shadowglitter]

I--

[ Odin staggers back. ]

Nobody's ever tried to make one of my metaphors real before.

[holisticallydetecting]

Oh. So it was a metaphor.

That's fine! That's totally fine. Metaphors are great.

[shadowglitter]

Yeah, but I don't want to leave it as one! I want it to be real! I want us to have a boat that represents our relationship and I want to sail it through foggy waters!

We could high five the whole time. And play cards! And-- and-- what are other things that friends do?

[holisticallydetecting]

Solve mysteries!!

[shadowglitter]

SOLVE MYSTERIES!!!!!!