IC ANON MEME

[pyrogue]

IC ANON MEME

1. Post your character for anon thoughts on them.
2. Or post categories like Best Costume, Worst Personality, Most Likely To Mess It All Up, Most Pretentious Posters, ImPorts With The Best Merchandising, etc etc you get the idea.
3. IC wank is great, OOC wank is not.
4. Have fun!

Comments

[(Anonymous)]

Gets babied too much. Don't get me wrong, he's a good guy, but for some reason I get the impression everyone's walking on eggshells around him.

[shadowglitter]

[ he agrees with the heat of 50,000 suns. ]

To be fair, I throw a lot of eggs at a lot of things. Sometimes the eggshell thing is just... literal.

[(Anonymous)]

On second thoughts, maybe the fact you throw so many eggs is why there's... so many shells around?

[DEEP?]

[shadowglitter]

That... seems...

[ s i l e n c e ]

... stupid?

[(Anonymous)]

Weird, because I'm definitely a poet in my daily life.

Anyway, learn how to handle literally anything negative directed at you.

[shadowglitter]

I.

[ sweats. whomst the fuck ]

You learn to handle literally anything negative directed at you. Nerd. I thought we were friends.

[(Anonymous)]

...Can't you at least try to not prove the point in less than a minute after it's made?

[shadowglitter]

I...

Sorry. You're right. Fuck. I'm a terrible person. Ugh. I don't know what I'm doing. Nobody should ever talk to me. I don't know why I even try to make friends. I don't deserve friends? I don't deserve anything.

But also, you're the worst? I don't know you like I thought I did. Whoever you are. Even the darkest depths of the deepest oceans aren't scary and sad and distant enough to utilize as a metaphor for how I feel about you right now. Punk. Ugh. My life is terrible. Everything is the worst. They cancelled my favourite show on TV. One of my best friends got ported out! MY LOVE LIFE IS A MESS. I MISS MY DEAD PARENTS!

I'm so sad.

[(Anonymous)]

I'm sorry your life is on fire and that bad stuff happened to you but... still proving the point? Literally what part of that did you think would prove anything otherwise?

[shadowglitter]

[ wheeze ]

I'm...

I'm sorry.

[(Anonymous)]

Try again. You're not stupid, I'm sure you know how to do this.

[shadowglitter]

[ a pause. a pause. a pause. ]

I think saying I'm sorry was definitely the right way to handle this?