FREAKY FRIDAY...

[photophobic]

It's Friday, working out how to pull off a plausible in-game event is absolutely beyond me but I want it, so yes. Yes. It's time for...

THE LONG ANTICIPATEDBODY SWAP^{not-actually-an-event}MEME

Something's gone  horribly wrong.
You suddenly you find yourself... not feeling much like yourself at all, and it won't take too long before you realise what's happened- you are not in your body any more. Somehow, you are in someone else's. A friend, an enemy, a complete stranger... And of course, you don't have YOUR abilities any more, either. You have theirs. And you have no idea how to use them.
opportunities for hilarious hijinks and devastating disasters abound...

HOW TO PLAY:

• offering: Fill out the nifty form
• swapping: Find someone else's body and make it your own!
• pointing and laughing: Tag around!

This meme is absolutely smut friendly because let's be real here, that's exactly where a lot of your minds are going already. Just make sure to use appropriate content warnings and get the permission of everyone involved before getting too explicit...

<big><b>WELCOME TO THE BODY OF:</big></b> Character's Name <big><b>PROS:</big></b> What are the perks of inhabiting this body? <big><b>CONS:</big></b> What are the drawbacks of inhabiting this body? <big><b>SNAPSHOT PROMPTS:</big></b> <ul><li> What is this body doing right now? Give 2-3 options! </li> <li> (Check with your CR before including them in a scene) </li> <li> Optional Option 3 </li></ul> <big><b>NOTES:</big></b> Anything not covered above

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QUESTIONS AND PLOTTING I GUESS

[photophobic]

Though you've got plurk as well!!

[subroutined]

WELCOME TO THE BODY OF: Ash Starmer
PROS: You no longer need to eat, sleep, blink, or breathe! Plus you have a wifi connection and GPS in your brain!
CONS: Hope you weren't attached to the idea of having a real flesh and blood body, because you're synthetic now.

SNAPSHOT PROMPTS:

• possibly out wandering De Chima at any hour of day or night


• or sitting at home browsing the internet with his mind

NOTES: Ash's powers are: Android Physiology (self explanatory), Digital Transference (he can send his body digitally through any wifi connected device), and Childproofing (any weapon drawn in his immediate vicinity turns into a toy version of that weapon)

[doitforthevibe]

WELCOME TO THE BODY OF: Cisco Ramon
PROS: Fit twenty something with fabulous hair
CONS: You keep accidentally opening portals and having visions and freezing moving objects in time

SNAPSHOT PROMPTS:

• At home in Heropa, working on a new tech project in a cluttered garage workshop


• In the Hall of Justice! Whoops, security breach!


• Munching on a lot of junk food

NOTES: Cisco's powers are Vibe powers (opening breaches, getting visions of the future or other places, sonic punches), Silent Film Action Hero (he can pull of crazy stunts if he doesn't make a peep!), and Take a Chill Pill/Temporal Stasis (think Piper from Charmed)

KYLO "IF YOU CAN'T HANDLE ME AT MY WORST THAT MAKES TWO OF US" REN

[photophobic]

WELCOME TO THE BODY OF: Kylo Ren
PROS: Tall, dark, broody, buff as fuck, kind of a space wizard (you know you want Force abilities). Has a laser sword?
CONS: It turns out it's actually very difficult to control the Force, particularly the Dark Side, which flows through Kylo whether he particularly wants it to or not. According to the TLJ novelisation before Kylo learned how to control himself, things kind of... broke and exploded around him. So enjoy that.

SNAPSHOT PROMPTS:

• Working out in the De Chima woods. Possibly shirtless? Possibly wielding his lightsaber?


• Kylo's not-actually secret job: he was right in the middle of a poetry reading. His poems are about as melodramatic as you might expect.


• Oops, you just woke up in bed with General Hux.

NOTES: Feel free to poke me here or on plurk if you want any further details!!

[fettering]

WELCOME TO THE BODY OF: joshua!!
PROS: according to herr starr, hey, you're now the messiah of this world. also you can recreate any of the miracles of jesus effin' christ and more.
CONS: really hope you have a high pain tolerance and you're not squeamish, because josh has almost permanent stigmata, so you're going to be wearing a lot of bandages and learning how to stitch your own injuries. oh and you're also deaf.

SNAPSHOT PROMPTS:

• walking a whole pack of suspiciously well-behaved doggos


• in the kitchen in the middle of baking


• raising a little broken bird from the dead

NOTES: shrugs

[loyal_soldier]

WELCOME TO THE BODY OF: TK-622
PROS: Highly physically fit, improbably good aim, young Temuera Morrison was pretty dang cute
CONS: i mean if you're a rebel all your friends will suddenly want to punch you, and you're officially expendable so watch the fuck out

SNAPSHOT PROMPTS:

• Out for a punishingly long run because serving the Empire is pain


• Being a scoutmaster at the Sooper Trooper Kids Club


• Absolutely losing his goddamn mind over eating a cinnamon roll for the first time

NOTES: holy shit cinnamon rolls you guys

[therewillbeorder]

WELCOME TO THE BODY OF: Armitage Hux
PROS: Being pale, skinny, and ginger.
CONS: Being pale, skinny, and ginger...

SNAPSHOT PROMPTS:

• Do you like long early morning runs? No? This isn't your morning then...


• Oops, you just woke up in bed next to Kylo Ren.


• Double bacon cheeseburger for lunch, yum.

NOTES: Try not to set too much on fire.

[fireandhoney]

WELCOME TO THE BODY OF: Finn Onaru (the Dragonborn)
PROS: You now have magic! And a resistance to fire!
CONS: You have an allergy to walnuts and you're a little on the skinny side, so no bench pressing. Magic can be tough to get the hang of too.

SNAPSHOT PROMPTS:

• Making a list of assassin contracts to give his Dark Brotherhood siblings


• Wandering Heropa, through the park


• Sitting on his porch, playing his mandolin

NOTES: Dunno if you'd get the Dragonborn powers, since that's tied to Finn's soul.

[applewatcher]

WELCOME TO THE BODY OF: Lucien Lachance
PROS: Various magical ways to mess with people, like turning invisible, sneaking up on them in the dark, freezing them in place, charming them, or stabbing them (but magically, and with ice!).
Also you have this voice now.
CONS: Total inability to smile without looking just a little bit creepy, at minimum. Also he's kind of a murderer.
SNAPSHOT PROMPTS:

• Wandering about at an unseemly hour in a bad part of town


• Getting up to invisible shenanigans. Breaking into somewhere, pickpocketing, or just sneaking into a museum he doesn't have a ticket for.


• He's just murdered someone. No blood on him but HOO BOY there's a lot of it everywhere else.

NOTES:

[mindsnakes]

WELCOME TO THE BODY OF: Overkill
PROS: Cyborg super eyes and hands, assassin and stealth skills
CONS: Lots of scars, and a diet of straight Fo-Ham.

SNAPSHOT PROMPTS:

• surveilling from rooftops.


• creating dossiers about EVERYONE while surfing the web


• Whatever ridiculousness you can come up with. I'm good with it.

NOTES: He does not promise to return a swapped body in good condition, so neither should you.

[loyal_soldier]

[Starting a run well before sunrise is the best time. Start the day off right by checking off his mandated exercise, while the early morning chill keeps things pleasant and there's no sun glare to worry about. And best of all, there's no one about. He can relax for a little while.

Until he literally runs into someone coming the other way. Kark.]

Poe "Turn Down For What" Dameron

[flightforfreedom]

WELCOME TO THE BODY OF: Poe Dameron
PROS:
- Incredible Hair
- Dashingly handsome
- Seriously this guy just exudes chemistry, you could ship him with a lampost
- comes with an adorable roly poly droid
- can talk to appliances / tech and get opinions from the showerhead
- can literally fly anything
CONS: What are the drawbacks of inhabiting this body?
- i mean it's oscar isaac i'm not sure what you want from me here
- comes with an adorable droid who will probably immediately know something is wrong and try to shock you
- watch out for first order or imperial troops

SNAPSHOT PROMPTS:

• Flying on a carpet 10,000 feet up OR flying a F-16


• Getting punched by some random native in a bar fight


• Standing in the middle of rebel base one, covered in dirt and planting trees

NOTES: I can offer extra prompts if anyone needs them but feel free to make up your own.

[therewillbeorder]

[He should have been paying more attention to his surroundings than thinking about breakfast which was hopefully waiting for when he got back. He was starting to regret coming out here but he was determined to stick it out despite being cold.

But those thoughts were interrupted when he suddenly collided with someone. He nearly yelped, about ready to make sure the person who ran into him would have a very unpleasant morning when he opened his eyes to see...himself. Was he really that slender and pale? It was a strange experience to be looking at himself like this.

But whatever had happened, he didn't like it. No doubt it was some kind of sorcery and he wouldn't tolerate that.]

[loyal_soldier]

[He stumbled and fell backwards, too startled in the moment to call his armor to him to cushion the fall. Blast. Who the hells had--]

[Another clone?! That sour look was familiar. Could it be?]

717?

[Wait. What was wrong with his voice? He brought a hand up to his throat--]

[A very, very pale hand. That wasn't his hand.]

What's the meaning of this?

[secondplacescrow]

WELCOME TO THE BODY OF: Eddison "Dolorous Edd" Tollett
PROS: Uh.....just a middle-aged man type of perk, I guess. You get to be buddies with a sentient raincloud and a clairvoyant raven.
CONS: Bad teeth, old bruises and scars, typical issues an adult would have living in a medieval setting.

SNAPSHOT PROMPTS:

• You wake up in Edd's bed with a raven pecking on your nose.


• Strangers are asking your opinion on things, waiting for some good ole "Edd quotes".


• U need a drink, so get a drink. The raven comes too.

NOTES: The raven will shit on you, and the raincloud will rain on you unless you tell it it's a good boy. Also, you get a ~*feeling*~ when the raven makes random noises, which notifies you the raven is making a prediction in the future.

Poe in Kylo's body

[flightforfreedom]

Content Warnings:

Sexual Situation without consent
violence
language

basically this is gonna be rough, guys

if you want a prompt with him in kylo's body, hit me up. Gonna comment to this one with the one for Hux, which is what all the content warnings are for, so

know your own limits, kids, and have fun

FOR HUX. cw: terrible shit, see previous comment for specifics

[flightforfreedom]

[He'd been asleep, during the switch, so there was nothing exactly sudden about finding himself in Kylo's body. It was more like slowly drifting up through molasses, his awareness sluggishly catching up with him.

It was a dream, he was pretty sure. His eyes were closed, but that didn't matter - it wasn't exactly hard to figure out what his body was doing. Lying flat on his back, buried balls deep in another person's body - probably male, by the way it felt. And it felt good. His hands were reached out, resting on someone's hips, and he couldn't help but grunt as he thrust up into the man riding him, the pleasure coming in waves that he was only now becoming aware of.

It wasn't that, though, that made it most obvious it was a dream. Sure, he might have gotten black out drunk and broken his promise and ended up fucking some random Native - he hated that it was a possibility, but it was. That could very well be real. But that wasn't the weird thing.

The weird thing was the way the world churned.

Like it was alive, like it was on fire. At the moment, that fire was laced with pleasure and a dark, burning need - a low level fury that Poe didn't even recognise as someone else's, since it had been burning in him, too, for weeks now. But it didn't seem to matter. Even with his eyes closed, it was like he could feel everything in the room, regardless of what his cock was doing.

He let out a long, low groan as his fingers tightened hard on flesh, fingertips driving into the other man's hip hard enough to leave bruises.]

Oh, Fuck--

[therewillbeorder]

[And Hux for the moment remained oblivious of the change that had just happened. It wasn't uncommon for Ren to leave bruises on his hips and he leaned forward slightly with a low moan, digging his nails into Ren's shoulders hard enough to leave small crescents in the skin.

He still clutched the remote in one hand, smirking slightly.]

I know what you want... [He murmured and without further warning he flipped on the vibe, shifting against Ren's hips at the same time.]

[bespin]

WELCOME TO THE BODY OF: Lando Calrissian
PROS: You're suave as fuck, and you can give anyone facial hair with a touch
CONS: People think you're some guy named Billy Dee Williams

SNAPSHOT PROMPTS:

• Bossing around a bunch of movers


• Schmoozing in an underground speakeasy in Nonah


• Going cape shopping

NOTES:

potential cw for plant fuckery

[extremeteenbible]

WELCOME TO THE BODY OF: Merle Hitower Highchurch
PROS: You can heal people and cast magic spells!
CONS: You have an eyepatch, a wooden arm, and you're only 3'6" tall

SNAPSHOT PROMPTS:

• watching trashy reality TV shows and/or televangelist TV shows


• walking through a crowd, eye level with everyone's butt


• naked, with a fern

NOTES: the third prompt can either be in his room in Maurtia Falls #3, or at the Shrub Love Exotic Plant Center after hours

[the_caped_crusader]

WELCOME TO THE BODY OF: Bruce Wayne and/or Batman
PROS: 32 y/o handsome billionaire, peak physical fitness
CONS: You don't have any of his crippling personality problems, so fuckin' none, tbh

SNAPSHOT PROMPTS:

• In his Lamborghini, beautiful woman in the passenger's seat


• In the middle of a street fight as Batman

NOTES: Batman's power is Bat Control, which affords him the ability to summon and control bats from his cape, so long as he's wearing it.

Kylo can be here too if Rose wants I guess

[subroutined]

[ Ash wakes up, and immediately notices that something is wrong. He's just woken up. Which means he had been sleeping. Not shut down, not in sleep mode with a screensaver running, sleeping.

He sits bolt upright, panicking, not immediately noticing anything visually wrong with his body but unable to run internal diagnostics and why does his chest feel so tight, it's not like he needs to breathe-- ]

[carbonfrozen]

WELCOME TO THE BODY OF: Han Solo!
PROS: it's Han Solo!
CONS: it's Han Solo.

SNAPSHOT PROMPTS:

• Trying to get his taxi to work again, thank you, useless superpowers, for making his car break down on him for the nth time


• In the middle of a car chase, followed by pissed-off bikers


• Freshly summoned from lunch bc someone dissed the Millennium Falcon


• Checking out parenting manuals at a bookstore

NOTES: just here for cracky shenanigans.

[flightforfreedom]

[The nails in his skill pulled out a low groan and another sharp, deep, thrust - the sliver of pain just drawing out his pleasure sharper. Since when had his dreams been this hot?

He still had his eyes closed, when the voice came.

That was not a voice he was going to forget, any time soon. He froze, mid thrust, his grip painfully hard as the entire world seemed to shift out from under him. What was--

What he hadn't realised, until that moment, was that there was something in him as well - and when Hux flipped the switch his whole body suddenly spasmed, the gasp torn out of him almost entirely against his will. But his mind was racing entirely somewhere else now.

Poe Dameron was waking up.

And he did not like where he was.

His eyes snapped open to see Hux above him, and the rage flared so fast that suddenly the lightbulb in the nightstand lamp shattered.]

she absolutely does

[photophobic]

[ That strange, unfamiliar panic pierces through Kylo's dreams- something is desperately wrong with Hux. He wakes near instantly, more than ready to defend himself and Hux from attack-- but there's nothing in the room with them. He frowns, reaching out to place a steady hand on Hux's back, stroking over it slowly- his own heart is still racing. ]

Dream?