FREAKY FRIDAY...

[photophobic]

It's Friday, working out how to pull off a plausible in-game event is absolutely beyond me but I want it, so yes. Yes. It's time for...

THE LONG ANTICIPATEDBODY SWAP^{not-actually-an-event}MEME

Something's gone  horribly wrong.
You suddenly you find yourself... not feeling much like yourself at all, and it won't take too long before you realise what's happened- you are not in your body any more. Somehow, you are in someone else's. A friend, an enemy, a complete stranger... And of course, you don't have YOUR abilities any more, either. You have theirs. And you have no idea how to use them.
opportunities for hilarious hijinks and devastating disasters abound...

HOW TO PLAY:

• offering: Fill out the nifty form
• swapping: Find someone else's body and make it your own!
• pointing and laughing: Tag around!

This meme is absolutely smut friendly because let's be real here, that's exactly where a lot of your minds are going already. Just make sure to use appropriate content warnings and get the permission of everyone involved before getting too explicit...

<big><b>WELCOME TO THE BODY OF:</big></b> Character's Name <big><b>PROS:</big></b> What are the perks of inhabiting this body? <big><b>CONS:</big></b> What are the drawbacks of inhabiting this body? <big><b>SNAPSHOT PROMPTS:</big></b> <ul><li> What is this body doing right now? Give 2-3 options! </li> <li> (Check with your CR before including them in a scene) </li> <li> Optional Option 3 </li></ul> <big><b>NOTES:</big></b> Anything not covered above

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QUESTIONS AND PLOTTING I GUESS

[photophobic]

Though you've got plurk as well!!

[subroutined]

WELCOME TO THE BODY OF: Ash Starmer
PROS: You no longer need to eat, sleep, blink, or breathe! Plus you have a wifi connection and GPS in your brain!
CONS: Hope you weren't attached to the idea of having a real flesh and blood body, because you're synthetic now.

SNAPSHOT PROMPTS:

• possibly out wandering De Chima at any hour of day or night


• or sitting at home browsing the internet with his mind

NOTES: Ash's powers are: Android Physiology (self explanatory), Digital Transference (he can send his body digitally through any wifi connected device), and Childproofing (any weapon drawn in his immediate vicinity turns into a toy version of that weapon)

[doitforthevibe]

WELCOME TO THE BODY OF: Cisco Ramon
PROS: Fit twenty something with fabulous hair
CONS: You keep accidentally opening portals and having visions and freezing moving objects in time

SNAPSHOT PROMPTS:

• At home in Heropa, working on a new tech project in a cluttered garage workshop


• In the Hall of Justice! Whoops, security breach!


• Munching on a lot of junk food

NOTES: Cisco's powers are Vibe powers (opening breaches, getting visions of the future or other places, sonic punches), Silent Film Action Hero (he can pull of crazy stunts if he doesn't make a peep!), and Take a Chill Pill/Temporal Stasis (think Piper from Charmed)

KYLO "IF YOU CAN'T HANDLE ME AT MY WORST THAT MAKES TWO OF US" REN

[photophobic]

WELCOME TO THE BODY OF: Kylo Ren
PROS: Tall, dark, broody, buff as fuck, kind of a space wizard (you know you want Force abilities). Has a laser sword?
CONS: It turns out it's actually very difficult to control the Force, particularly the Dark Side, which flows through Kylo whether he particularly wants it to or not. According to the TLJ novelisation before Kylo learned how to control himself, things kind of... broke and exploded around him. So enjoy that.

SNAPSHOT PROMPTS:

• Working out in the De Chima woods. Possibly shirtless? Possibly wielding his lightsaber?


• Kylo's not-actually secret job: he was right in the middle of a poetry reading. His poems are about as melodramatic as you might expect.


• Oops, you just woke up in bed with General Hux.

NOTES: Feel free to poke me here or on plurk if you want any further details!!

Poe in Kylo's body

[flightforfreedom]

Content Warnings:

Sexual Situation without consent
violence
language

basically this is gonna be rough, guys

if you want a prompt with him in kylo's body, hit me up. Gonna comment to this one with the one for Hux, which is what all the content warnings are for, so

know your own limits, kids, and have fun

[fettering]

WELCOME TO THE BODY OF: joshua!!
PROS: according to herr starr, hey, you're now the messiah of this world. also you can recreate any of the miracles of jesus effin' christ and more.
CONS: really hope you have a high pain tolerance and you're not squeamish, because josh has almost permanent stigmata, so you're going to be wearing a lot of bandages and learning how to stitch your own injuries. oh and you're also deaf.

SNAPSHOT PROMPTS:

• walking a whole pack of suspiciously well-behaved doggos


• in the kitchen in the middle of baking


• raising a little broken bird from the dead

NOTES: shrugs

[loyal_soldier]

WELCOME TO THE BODY OF: TK-622
PROS: Highly physically fit, improbably good aim, young Temuera Morrison was pretty dang cute
CONS: i mean if you're a rebel all your friends will suddenly want to punch you, and you're officially expendable so watch the fuck out

SNAPSHOT PROMPTS:

• Out for a punishingly long run because serving the Empire is pain


• Being a scoutmaster at the Sooper Trooper Kids Club


• Absolutely losing his goddamn mind over eating a cinnamon roll for the first time

NOTES: holy shit cinnamon rolls you guys

[therewillbeorder]

WELCOME TO THE BODY OF: Armitage Hux
PROS: Being pale, skinny, and ginger.
CONS: Being pale, skinny, and ginger...

SNAPSHOT PROMPTS:

• Do you like long early morning runs? No? This isn't your morning then...


• Oops, you just woke up in bed next to Kylo Ren.


• Double bacon cheeseburger for lunch, yum.

NOTES: Try not to set too much on fire.

[loyal_soldier]

[Starting a run well before sunrise is the best time. Start the day off right by checking off his mandated exercise, while the early morning chill keeps things pleasant and there's no sun glare to worry about. And best of all, there's no one about. He can relax for a little while.

Until he literally runs into someone coming the other way. Kark.]

[fireandhoney]

WELCOME TO THE BODY OF: Finn Onaru (the Dragonborn)
PROS: You now have magic! And a resistance to fire!
CONS: You have an allergy to walnuts and you're a little on the skinny side, so no bench pressing. Magic can be tough to get the hang of too.

SNAPSHOT PROMPTS:

• Making a list of assassin contracts to give his Dark Brotherhood siblings


• Wandering Heropa, through the park


• Sitting on his porch, playing his mandolin

NOTES: Dunno if you'd get the Dragonborn powers, since that's tied to Finn's soul.

[applewatcher]

WELCOME TO THE BODY OF: Lucien Lachance
PROS: Various magical ways to mess with people, like turning invisible, sneaking up on them in the dark, freezing them in place, charming them, or stabbing them (but magically, and with ice!).
Also you have this voice now.
CONS: Total inability to smile without looking just a little bit creepy, at minimum. Also he's kind of a murderer.
SNAPSHOT PROMPTS:

• Wandering about at an unseemly hour in a bad part of town


• Getting up to invisible shenanigans. Breaking into somewhere, pickpocketing, or just sneaking into a museum he doesn't have a ticket for.


• He's just murdered someone. No blood on him but HOO BOY there's a lot of it everywhere else.

NOTES:

[mindsnakes]

WELCOME TO THE BODY OF: Overkill
PROS: Cyborg super eyes and hands, assassin and stealth skills
CONS: Lots of scars, and a diet of straight Fo-Ham.

SNAPSHOT PROMPTS:

• surveilling from rooftops.


• creating dossiers about EVERYONE while surfing the web


• Whatever ridiculousness you can come up with. I'm good with it.

NOTES: He does not promise to return a swapped body in good condition, so neither should you.

Poe "Turn Down For What" Dameron

[flightforfreedom]

WELCOME TO THE BODY OF: Poe Dameron
PROS:
- Incredible Hair
- Dashingly handsome
- Seriously this guy just exudes chemistry, you could ship him with a lampost
- comes with an adorable roly poly droid
- can talk to appliances / tech and get opinions from the showerhead
- can literally fly anything
CONS: What are the drawbacks of inhabiting this body?
- i mean it's oscar isaac i'm not sure what you want from me here
- comes with an adorable droid who will probably immediately know something is wrong and try to shock you
- watch out for first order or imperial troops

SNAPSHOT PROMPTS:

• Flying on a carpet 10,000 feet up OR flying a F-16


• Getting punched by some random native in a bar fight


• Standing in the middle of rebel base one, covered in dirt and planting trees

NOTES: I can offer extra prompts if anyone needs them but feel free to make up your own.

[photophobic]

[ He wakes, blurry and confused. Absolutely nothing makes sense, nothing-- his head is throbbing, he has absolutely no idea where he is, and can't sense the Force at all. Has he been drugged? Kidnapped? Why is it so hard to think?

The sound drilling into his skull is foreign, irritating- but after a moment he realises. A comm device alert, though not one he recognises. Fumbling, he snatches it up from the bed beside him and frowns.

'BEN SOLO' is calling, and whatever it is holding the damn thing is not his hand. Cautiously, he accepts the call, but says nothing. ]

[secondplacescrow]

WELCOME TO THE BODY OF: Eddison "Dolorous Edd" Tollett
PROS: Uh.....just a middle-aged man type of perk, I guess. You get to be buddies with a sentient raincloud and a clairvoyant raven.
CONS: Bad teeth, old bruises and scars, typical issues an adult would have living in a medieval setting.

SNAPSHOT PROMPTS:

• You wake up in Edd's bed with a raven pecking on your nose.


• Strangers are asking your opinion on things, waiting for some good ole "Edd quotes".


• U need a drink, so get a drink. The raven comes too.

NOTES: The raven will shit on you, and the raincloud will rain on you unless you tell it it's a good boy. Also, you get a ~*feeling*~ when the raven makes random noises, which notifies you the raven is making a prediction in the future.

[bespin]

WELCOME TO THE BODY OF: Lando Calrissian
PROS: You're suave as fuck, and you can give anyone facial hair with a touch
CONS: People think you're some guy named Billy Dee Williams

SNAPSHOT PROMPTS:

• Bossing around a bunch of movers


• Schmoozing in an underground speakeasy in Nonah


• Going cape shopping

NOTES:

potential cw for plant fuckery

[extremeteenbible]

WELCOME TO THE BODY OF: Merle Hitower Highchurch
PROS: You can heal people and cast magic spells!
CONS: You have an eyepatch, a wooden arm, and you're only 3'6" tall

SNAPSHOT PROMPTS:

• watching trashy reality TV shows and/or televangelist TV shows


• walking through a crowd, eye level with everyone's butt


• naked, with a fern

NOTES: the third prompt can either be in his room in Maurtia Falls #3, or at the Shrub Love Exotic Plant Center after hours

[applewatcher]

[Anywhere there were people, he could find something to keep himself occupied. Learn something, however trivial. Maybe today he'd finally find out what in Oblivion's name "broadband" meant.]

[Or maybe he'd trip over something he didn't see coming through the crowd.]

[the_caped_crusader]

WELCOME TO THE BODY OF: Bruce Wayne and/or Batman
PROS: 32 y/o handsome billionaire, peak physical fitness
CONS: You don't have any of his crippling personality problems, so fuckin' none, tbh

SNAPSHOT PROMPTS:

• In his Lamborghini, beautiful woman in the passenger's seat


• In the middle of a street fight as Batman

NOTES: Batman's power is Bat Control, which affords him the ability to summon and control bats from his cape, so long as he's wearing it.

shrieks

[curiosityvoyage]

[The Lamborghini just suddenly screeches to a stop, all of a sudden. The woman blinks, asks the man in the driver's seat what's up, and Dustin, currently occupying the body in the driver's seat, makes a small, strangled noise in the back of his throat. He doesn't know how to drive. He doesn't know this woman. He certainly has no idea what the hell is going on right now, only that one second he was biking down the sidewalk to the comic shop, and now—well, this is definitely not a bike.

Dustin glances sideways into the rear-view mirror, and okay, this guy looks sort of familiar? Possibly. He flashes the woman a winning smile, doesn't actually purr when he's doing it because he's too freaked out to.]

Nothing's up. Or, uh, well—something did come up, actually, so I gotta. I need to go. [And before the woman can ask him what the hell is wrong with him today he's practically clambering out of the car with all the grace of a thirteen-year-old boy suddenly trapped in a body that's taller and more muscled than he is. It's spectacularly horrifying, but you know what, whatever, first things first: Dustin needs to find the comic shop, and his bike, and if he's right, his body there too.

Weird, though, how he's suddenly really good at running like hell.]

[carbonfrozen]

WELCOME TO THE BODY OF: Han Solo!
PROS: it's Han Solo!
CONS: it's Han Solo.

SNAPSHOT PROMPTS:

• Trying to get his taxi to work again, thank you, useless superpowers, for making his car break down on him for the nth time


• In the middle of a car chase, followed by pissed-off bikers


• Freshly summoned from lunch bc someone dissed the Millennium Falcon


• Checking out parenting manuals at a bookstore

NOTES: just here for cracky shenanigans.

it had to be done

[photophobic]

[ Kylo stares at the book in his hand- FIVE LOVE LANGUAGES: RAISING AN EMOTIONALLY INTELLIGENT CHILD in utter bewilderment. For lots of reasons, really. Firstly, he has absolutely no idea what he is doing here. Secondly, that is not his book. Or his hand.
And the Force has vanished.
Well, it hasn't, but it might as well have. He can sense absolutely nothing of it. Everything seems... dulled. Slow.

He puts the book aside and looks down at himself, growing more confused by the moment-- and it's then that he catches sight of himself in the window- a pale reflection, but he knows that shape.

Irritably, he pats at himself to try and find-- ah. There. Han's comm device. It takes him a moment, but he finds his contact details and calls... himself. ]

Where are you?

[ ...It's very strange, hearing that voice come out of his mouth. ]

[curiosityvoyage]

WELCOME TO THE BODY OF: Dustin Henderson
PROS: you're young! you're strong! your fridge is full of sweet stuff! you get to slip under the radar bc you look cute!
CONS: you're thirteen years old again, you've got a baby monster to look after in a reptile sanctuary, and also you live in a house with five other people who will Know something's up.

SNAPSHOT PROMPTS:

• Biking around De Chima, either by himself or with D'artagnan the baby demodog hanging on to his hat


• Reading books in the library about imPort history and theories about them


• At school doing some Learnin'

NOTES: n/a

You may be left with some battle scars, Dustin.

[experiment011]

[ One moment Eleven is quietly walking down the streets of De Chima keeping to herself. The next, she's wobbling on a bicycle with something wriggling wearing what feels like a hat.

Caught off-guard and — let's face it — completely uneducated when it comes to riding a bike, she grips the handlebars in a frantic attempt to stay balanced. As can be expected, she fails and goes flying to the side, landing hard on the concrete. She can feel the hat dislodge and the slimy wiggling stop. The hat's clearly flown off, but all she can focus on now is the stinging pain in her palms and elbows. The bike behind her sits intact but dented and mildly contorted.

She silently mouths the word "ow" and sharply intakes a breath while she attempts to help herself up. The stinging in her hands is making it difficult; putting pressure on them isn't fun at all. Luckily (?) for her, passers by have gathered and are murmuring to themselves about how to help her. Two strangers hoist her up by her upper arms and grip her until she's regained her balance.

And then she hears the sound of a woman screaming bloody murder in front of her. The hat that had flown off — something was underneath it and scaring this poor woman to death.

...What in the world is that thing? Why does she get a sense that it's from home? The Bad Place from home? ]

[craftpunk]

WELCOME TO THE BODY OF: WODEN
PROS: none. There are no perks.
CONS: Your back hurts. You have an unexplained need to feel high. You probably ache all over because you're old and you're sweaty from being stuffed in a leather, lit costume all day. Also: everyone will want to murder you.

SNAPSHOT PROMPTS:

• It's the middle of a college lecture! God, how does anyone concentrate when your mind literally keeps wandering away from the very exciting subject of... uh... christ, Nordic myths and culture? Yawn.


• Oh wait, no it's clubbing time! Is that a...metal thing in your nose? Are those drugs? how the fuck does this work? Also: gross? Why do you have a helmet??


• Bifröst time! Stepping through a psychadelic portal of rainbows into... the most boring, empty house of all time? y a y

NOTES: Clearly some prompts are for halfblaked and some are for craftpunk but go wild either way for the meme!

[viced]

WELCOME TO THE BODY OF: Mitchell Hundred
PROS: Political Power! Exciting! Also: pretty handsome.
CONS: You're a little overweight, you hurt a little, but more importantly: every waking moment of every day sounds like you're trapped in grand central station being screamed at by every machine in a multi-mile radius.

SNAPSHOT PROMPTS:

• Smoking. This body is smoking a cigarette with a gaggle of senators who you can barely hear, and it sounds like you'd been laughing just moments before.


• It's literally 3 am and you're still up, in clothes, and your face is plastered to a paper on your desk. The smell of stale, sour coffee is still palpable. Maybe you should drink it.


• You're in congress! It's so exciting! Lots of old white men are talking, and they keep reading off names. Are you voting Yay or Nay? Do you even know what you're voting for? Can you phone a friend?

NOTES: Mitchell has powers of Mechanopathy which means you can talk to machines! Cool! The downside is: machines talk back, and they're loud and fucking boring.

[nightmarist]

WELCOME TO THE BODY OF: Ronan Lynch
PROS: Being the beautiful Mary Sue lovechild of a fairytale dream princess and a handsome Irish rogue. Plus a cool tattoo.
CONS: If you go to sleep, your dreams will probably kill you. Also, you're either still drunk or you have a hangover.

SNAPSHOT PROMPTS:

• Enjoy modeling? You're in the middle of shooting promo material for the next season of your dumb TV show... wearing this.


• Perhaps you'd rather be living the simple life? Ankle-deep in actual shit while mucking the stables at the Meadows.


• You're hitting 120 mph on the Virginia backroads in a classic BMW M3. Hope you know how to drive manual.

NOTES: A lot more details on being Ronan here.

[littlemissfutility]

WELCOME TO THE BODY OF: Beth Greene
PROS: Pretty voice! Pretty hair! Wiry and in shape, comes with a knife and gun, lets you rip open other people's scars.
CONS: Occasional teenage moodiness, some weird scars.

SNAPSHOT PROMPTS:

• Broadcasting live on BlueTube, in the middle of singing and creating an illusion


• Planting flowers in pots outside her weird little apartment pod thing


• Sparring/stabbing/shooting for practice

NOTES: Beth's powers are illusions that she creates by singing, scar/crack manipulation, and healing that causes her to absorb the pain of the person she's healing.

[governorkang]

WELCOME TO THE BODY OF: Kang
PROS: Heightened sense of sight, smell, and hearing. Natural-born fighter. Also, the possibility of flight and magic use in draconian form (better practice it, though).
CONS: ...also heightened senses, as they can be a bit overwhelming. Right hand in draconian form has a very weak grip, bulky wings and a tail, and hitting the tops of door frames by accident.

SNAPSHOT PROMPTS:

• Working on physics equations for college


• At a bar, drinking whiskey and politely turning down an interested lady's affections (he has a mate, sorry)


• Cooking something with deer meat at home

NOTES: If you want to play with the magic option, I'll be more than happy to provide you with what spells he's got.

[spacerhyme]

WELCOME TO THE BODY OF: The Doctor!
PROS: Neato alien physiology!! With two hearts!? It's noticeable and weird! An insane amount of sensory input, too, all of your perceptions have changed, everything is just... A Lot More. Super tuned into some spatial-temporal mumbojumbo. Generally unaffected by temperature. Some kinda eidetic memory. A bit stronger than he looks. Pockets are bigger-on-the-inside and filled with all kinds of crap. You're much cuter now, also.
CONS: Shit's wack.

SNAPSHOT PROMPTS:

• 1. Outside somewhere, anywhere. A field, a street, a rooftop, doesn't matter, you're just there now.


• 2. In his bedroom, which has been converted into a workshop, either noting down incomprehensible equations or tinkering with some unidentifiable device.


• 3. On a stage in a café, playing the guitar.

NOTES: Contact me if you wanna know more or just WING IT. It's a meme!

[stretchy_girl]

WELCOME TO THE BODY OF: Gemini de Mille
PROS: Congratulations you're now virtually indestructible (plus you don't need to eat sleep or breathe) and can stretch or shapeshift into anyone or anything you want!
CONS: If you can't control it then you'll end up as a helpless gooey puddle.

SNAPSHOT PROMPTS:

• Out at a nightclub dancing with a sexy guy!


• Baking cookies, don't you dare burn them!


• Crossing a busy street and yep that car's going to hit you!

NOTES: As a guide to Gem's power; either your character can keep themselves solid in Gem's body by headcanon-ing that the subconscious is keeping them in human form (albeit good luck working out how to move with rubber limbs) or they can start to melt immediately. It's up to you!

[experiment011]

WELCOME TO THE BODY OF: Eleven
PROS: She has inherent psychic abilities whether you like it or not. You may not know how to use it, but they're there. She's a young teenager, so that might make people be a bit nicer to you than usual. She has a very limited vocabulary, so interacting with people who know her might surprise them that she suddenly knows how to properly speak to people. That might be interesting.
CONS: Can't get away with cursing or doing other adult things. She's used to doing everything with her mind, so she's physically a bit lacking. Her semi-goth attire might be a turn-off for others who might disapprove of such rebelliousness at such a young age.

SNAPSHOT PROMPTS:

• Watching a movie on her couch stuffing her face with frozen waffles topped with the most disgusting combination of whipped cream, maple syrup, jelly beans, and almond M&Ms.


• Studying American history at her living room table right in the middle of a chapter about the Vietnam War.


• Walking in De Chima in a rainstorm using telekinesis to cause an umbrella to hover over her head and shield her from the rain.

NOTES: Really, you can do anything with her using her powers and have them just drop in the middle of whatever she's doing. She could be watching TV and during the switch cause her link with the TV remote to fry the infrared receiver on it. Or you can let her keep them and go nuts with trying to figure them out. It's all you!