Don't look at me. I'm just referencing the classic American culture I looked up in relation to music. Oh, but there's more I learned.

[Said, as he makes himself comfortable on his chair.]

Did you also know that nearly that exact same style of guitar is most commonly owned by teenagers and college students who are so desperate to find a date they thought picking up some musical talent would actually get them somewhere? I just thought you'd want to know what people probably think when they see you like this.