Please! You may call me Alex, if you like! [ After all, Mr. Armstrong might be a little too formal but the sentiment is definitely appreciated especially since it comes from someone with a magical pig squad. ]

If I may inquire, what type of talents do your magical pig squad possess? [ Anyways, Alex nods and crouches down. ] If you would like, I could use my burly muscles to give you guys a lift to the malt shop! [ Mabel do you want to ride on his swingset sized arms?! He holds both arms out. ] If any of your piglets would like, I could carry them too! There is nothing too large for the strength that has been passed down the Armstrong family for generations!