you can't handle the truth meme

[pyrogue]

forced truth meme

1. Post your character(s)
2. People respond to your character with a question
3. Your character must reply, and they must reply honestly
4. ????
5. Have fun. Fun is obligatory. Lack of fun will result in severe repercussions.

Comments

[bragnificent]

[ WELL...... , ]

Yeah, well, it should be. Look, it would've been a bad idea.

[confiscated]

I know that. A total mistake.

[bragnificent]

So then why are you the one that keeps acting so mad about it?

[confiscated]

Because even though it would've been a mistake, I still find you kind of attractive.

It pisses me off.

[bragnificent]

[ Heh. ]

Well, now it all makes sense. You should be pissed off at yourself for wasting the opportunity.

[confiscated]

It's fine. You've got a pretty face but a rock for a brain, so I'm coming out okay on this deal.

[Except for the part where he still gets kinda hung up on what happened, regardless.]

Is opportunity as dead in the water as it feels?

[bragnificent]

I don't know. Maybe. Think I'd have to be pretty drunk, but... [ When isn't he anyway? ] Why are you even asking?

[confiscated]

Curiosity.

[bragnificent]

Is that all?

[confiscated]

You did just tell me to kill myself. I'm not so sure I see us fucking in the immediate future.

[bragnificent]

Yeah, well, me either. For a lot of reasons, and I'm fine with that, believe me. I don't like skinny guys or true crime fanatics, let alone ones who seem like they're just one random mood swing away from going full Carrie.

[confiscated]

Don't be one of the bitches with the pig's blood and you'll avoid that. Probably.

[bragnificent]

See, that's exactly the kind of crap I'm talking about.

[confiscated]

I'll echo your own words: you take things too personally, Reg.

[bragnificent]

Death threats usually are personal. And a turn-off. Which really shouldn't be surprising.