FANSERVICE MEME

[stabbyfingers]

THE FANSERVICE MEME

STEP ONE: Comment with your characters!

STEP TWO: comment to people's characters either anonymously or as yourself with who you want to see them thread with! Include a prompt! Gen, shippy, crack, whatever! "Give [character] a hug!" "Punch [character] in the face!" "You're now stuck in an elevator with [character]!" "NOW KISS" If you don't include a prompt, they either have to flirt or are stuck in a box together

STEP THREE: that person goes and tags that other person and reacts icly !! stalk that thread

STEP FOUR: remember to keep checking back for new people to prompt! don't let timezones ruin ur day

( U CAN OPT OUT OF STUFF THAT MAKES YOU UNCOMFORTABLE !! IT'S FOR FUN !!! )

Comments

negotiator !!

[stabbyfingers]

someone's probably gonna make him eat glass i guess !!!

[(Anonymous)]

give archie a piggie back ride

[stabbyfingers]

This is demeaning, anonymous.

[dragony]

[ immediately slam DUNKS a 2,000 year old 20lb chunk of bog butter directly atop the Negotiator's head.

Enjoy that pungent salami aroma. ]

[stabbyfingers]

[ SPLUTTERS

EXTENDS HIS CLAWS AND SLICES AT THE OFFENDING OBJECT AND GETS 2000 YEAR OLD BUTTER ALL OVER HIS CLAWS AND LOOKS AT THEM, HORRIFIED ]

What!? What is the meaning of this!?

[dragony]

[ Ruka, meanwhile, calmly takes off her bog-stained gloves and casually replaces them with clean ones that don't smell like funky butter.

With a completely straight face and level tone: ] Traditional Halloween custom.

[stabbyfingers]

[ The butter on his hands disappears as he dimension-phases it out of step with reality, then he wipes his hands on his cape for good measure. ]

...I haven't heard of such a custom.

[dragony]

[ It does nothing for the stench... you're stuck with that. ]

Really? It's very common in the old country. Ireland. England. Norway. Germany. Of course, it's much harder to learn about the world you're in if you don't travel, or don't know what to ask.

[stabbyfingers]

Yes, I doubt "what obscene holiday traditions do some countries on your planet have" is a question that easily comes to mind.

[ Sniffs fingers. Recoils. ]

[(Anonymous)]

congratulations the father is you

go adopt an import
ur the legal guardian now
confiscate their keys until they do their homework
chop chop mister

[stabbyfingers]

Do I have legal authority to make them do whatever I say?

[stabbyfingers]

an attempt is made

[flightforfreedom]

[ Next on the list is - oh. This guy. He thinks he's seen this guy around, but he can't remember his name. ]

Uh - hey. So, nothing personal, but I've got a kiss delivery on order for you.

[stabbyfingers]

...Excuse me?

[flightforfreedom]

[ Poe gives a shrug. ]

You heard me right. A kiss for everyone here. But you are totally free to not bother and say we did.