FANSERVICE MEME

[stabbyfingers]

THE FANSERVICE MEME

STEP ONE: Comment with your characters!

STEP TWO: comment to people's characters either anonymously or as yourself with who you want to see them thread with! Include a prompt! Gen, shippy, crack, whatever! "Give [character] a hug!" "Punch [character] in the face!" "You're now stuck in an elevator with [character]!" "NOW KISS" If you don't include a prompt, they either have to flirt or are stuck in a box together

STEP THREE: that person goes and tags that other person and reacts icly !! stalk that thread

STEP FOUR: remember to keep checking back for new people to prompt! don't let timezones ruin ur day

( U CAN OPT OUT OF STUFF THAT MAKES YOU UNCOMFORTABLE !! IT'S FOR FUN !!! )

Comments

[snarkbot]

Hello, sir. Is there something I can assist you with?

[darkov]

Well, um. Yes? I think.

[...

frowning down at the cereal bowl full of glass pieces:]

Do you eat things like this, really...?

[snarkbot]

...Sir, I don't have a mouth. I don't eat anything.




Is that really glass?

[darkov]

[:(........................]

...Someone told me to...give it to you, and...I, I don't know.

[snarkbot]

I think someone may be playing a prank on you. [ Why are kids so gullible !!! ] I can pretend to eat it if that would work.

[darkov]

Um. Ma-maybe? If that's alright. I don't know. [THE SUDDEN FEAR OF NONEXISTENT RETRIBUTION AT FAILURE???] Sorry. It--it sounded weird, but I didn't ask. Maybe you don't have to.

[snarkbot]

[ Little hatches open on his underside and tiny robot arms come out. ]

>sigh< Here, give me the bowl.

[darkov]

[a beat.

he holds up the bowl.]

You...really don't have to if it's...um...

[snarkbot]

If I allow you to keep the glass you might hurt yourself, sir.

[ SMALL CHILD MUST BE UNAWARE OF DANGERS OF WORLD, right<

He takes the bowl and then brings it up to the front part of his body and sort of... plays chewing sounds through his speakers. ]

I have eaten your meal. Your mission is accomplished.

[darkov]

[whoa.]

...

[blink.]

O-oh, um. Tha-thank you. That was...good of you...