FANSERVICE MEME

[stabbyfingers]

THE FANSERVICE MEME

STEP ONE: Comment with your characters!

STEP TWO: comment to people's characters either anonymously or as yourself with who you want to see them thread with! Include a prompt! Gen, shippy, crack, whatever! "Give [character] a hug!" "Punch [character] in the face!" "You're now stuck in an elevator with [character]!" "NOW KISS" If you don't include a prompt, they either have to flirt or are stuck in a box together

STEP THREE: that person goes and tags that other person and reacts icly !! stalk that thread

STEP FOUR: remember to keep checking back for new people to prompt! don't let timezones ruin ur day

( U CAN OPT OUT OF STUFF THAT MAKES YOU UNCOMFORTABLE !! IT'S FOR FUN !!! )

Comments

[photophobic]

[ He turns, slow, a smile that is definitely more of a smirk than anything else spreading across his face. ]

Then bring your sharpest sword.
I am prepared.

[fauxmarth]

Very well. I'll begin.

[pause for breath (and effect), eyes closed........

then, FINGER POINT, DRAMATIC:] You've got...! Poor taste in sea life!!!

[photophobic]

[ He stares, unmoved. ]

If that really is the best you have, this battle will be over all too quickly.
And there is nothing wrong with liking eels.

[fauxmarth]

...,....

[SWEATS.]

We-well...You...ah... [UHHHHH-- oh! HA!] You've got no leg to stand on! Metaphorically speaking! As you've delivered no blow yourself!!!

[photophobic]

It wouldn't be sporting to fight an unarmed opponent.

[fauxmarth]

[.,.,..]

Y-you're not making this any easier, you know...

[photophobic]

I think I might have won.

[fauxmarth]

I'll concede defeat in this case.

[beat.]

That...should be adequate for the challenge, yes? I don't have a whole lot to work with, here.

[photophobic]

What's wrong with eels?

[fauxmarth]

N-nothing, really! I just... [:(....] I just don't know what mean things to say in your regard. I don't like to be mean. And since I barely know you, I...I just went with the lowest-hanging fruit.