FANSERVICE MEME

[stabbyfingers]

THE FANSERVICE MEME

STEP ONE: Comment with your characters!

STEP TWO: comment to people's characters either anonymously or as yourself with who you want to see them thread with! Include a prompt! Gen, shippy, crack, whatever! "Give [character] a hug!" "Punch [character] in the face!" "You're now stuck in an elevator with [character]!" "NOW KISS" If you don't include a prompt, they either have to flirt or are stuck in a box together

STEP THREE: that person goes and tags that other person and reacts icly !! stalk that thread

STEP FOUR: remember to keep checking back for new people to prompt! don't let timezones ruin ur day

( U CAN OPT OUT OF STUFF THAT MAKES YOU UNCOMFORTABLE !! IT'S FOR FUN !!! )

Comments

derek hale

[calloused]

give me attention

[(Anonymous)]

karaoke with riptide

[calloused]

[(Anonymous)]

that better be your SINGIN WEREWOLVES OF LONDON FACE

[calloused]

I was going to go The Proclaimers, but sure, okay. Let's make this worse. Thank you. Thank you for this.

Re: derek hale

[drivesadesk]

(In response to this. I am so sorry.)

[Jonathan notices this human (he assumes, anyway) looking generally grumpy. Honestly, he thinks it's adorable. And that, maybe, is why he completely and utterly fails to stop himself from doing what he does next.]

Awww, someone looks like they're in a terrible mood. You know...I saw someone try something once that cheered their friend right up. Here, let me try it!

[And with that, completely uninvited, Jonathan gives Derek chiny rubs.]

Who's a good boy?

[And Jonathan, at least for the moment, seems completely oblivious to the fact that he might be about to die.]

[calloused]

[ WOW, HE'S LITERALLY IN HELL RIGHT NOW. ]

What are y--

[ derek's used to being angry. being angry is his thing. the scowls, the bicep flexes, all of that - it all comes naturally to him. this, though? this rage he's in? this paralytic, all-encompassing megarage? this is new. even for him. ]

This... I've killed people for less than this. I once tore out a man's throat with my fingernails. I'm just saying.

[drivesadesk]

Awww...you wouldn't do that to me!

[He says that, but Jonathan does stop.]

I have acid blood. If you did that, my blood would splatter all over you and eat through your face, and that would be terrible for everyone.

[flightforfreedom]

[ Okay this one he might enjoy. ]

Hey, big guy. C'mere.

[calloused]

[ "big guy"? well, that's better than the stunt that jonathan's pulling, at least. derek cautiously c'meres.

he doesn't say anything, though. he doesn't make this easy for poe by being """friendly""" or """"""approachable"""""". he stands firm with his arms across his chest, staring poe down like he's daring him to do something. what do you want, dude?? a fight?? is this a fight?? he'll fight the SHIT outta you ]

[flightforfreedom]

[ Normally, a regular human would see this as a warning sign and back off. That would be sensible. Poe's far-from-sensible brain instead registers it as a challenge, and he grins as he steps up, cocking an eyebrow.

The werewolf has several inches on Poe, which makes surprise kisses difficult, so instead he crooks a finger. ]

Come down to my eye level a sec.