FANSERVICE MEME

[stabbyfingers]

THE FANSERVICE MEME

STEP ONE: Comment with your characters!

STEP TWO: comment to people's characters either anonymously or as yourself with who you want to see them thread with! Include a prompt! Gen, shippy, crack, whatever! "Give [character] a hug!" "Punch [character] in the face!" "You're now stuck in an elevator with [character]!" "NOW KISS" If you don't include a prompt, they either have to flirt or are stuck in a box together

STEP THREE: that person goes and tags that other person and reacts icly !! stalk that thread

STEP FOUR: remember to keep checking back for new people to prompt! don't let timezones ruin ur day

( U CAN OPT OUT OF STUFF THAT MAKES YOU UNCOMFORTABLE !! IT'S FOR FUN !!! )

Comments

odin dark

[shadowglitter]

gIv E mE ATteNTioN

[(Anonymous)]

go tell lucina about your day
except you can't talk
do it in mime

[shadowglitter]

parting me from the verbose, linguistic embrace of my own tongue is maybe the worst punishment you can bestow upon me

buT A HeRO rISES aBOvE ALL LImITaTIONs

[forgeabettertomorrow]

[Darin is currently holding a very ornery looking cat. He looks at the cat, and then at Odin.]

[Then back to the cat.]

[Then sighs.]

Heads up!

[Guess who's tossing that cat at you, Brodin.]

[shadowglitter]

[ Oh, what a cute cat. Claws like tiny knives, sharpened against life's whetstone. A hunter, through and through. Powerful legs designed for pouncing, unstoppable jaw made for sealing prey within its inescapable grasp. A familiar to all good fighters. Odin is more than happy to be in the presence of one of nature's most finely crafted preda-- ]

Hnnnnnnenggghhh!

[ SCRAMBLING, ODIN DIVES FOR THE CAT, CRASHING TO THE FLOOR WITH IT CLUTCHED CLOSE TO HIS CHEST, ]

Wh-- why?! Why! That's-- [ SCRATCHED. SCRATCHED IN THE FACE. FUCK ]

Hnngghhh! This is-- this is villainous behaviour! From both of you!!

Re: odin dark

[drivesadesk]

"Hey, Odin? I know you've got a boyfriend and everything, so don't take this as me hitting on you, but...you're really hot."

And he doesn't know why he's telling Odin this, but it certainly needs to be said.

[shadowglitter]

[ despite being a killer celebrity with a fLAwlESs BoDy that has seen the end of the world, like, three times and heroically lived to heroically tell the heroic tale about it, odin is still basically a massive dork. he still doesn't think he's cool enough to be called hot, even by someone who he totally has history with. so.

whoops, he's blushin' ]

Pffsh. Pffft. Pshhhhhh. What? Whaaaat. Whaaaaaaaaaaaaat. That's... I mean. Th... th? Thaaaaaaaaaat. That's a... something... something something... lava... lava... lava sword. Sword of lava. Lava? Magma. I'm only hot because I have a sword made... of... lava. Magma. I don't know the difference between the two. But.

[ hoo boy. ] I mean - oh man. How am I not supposed to take that as flirting?

[drivesadesk]

It's not flirting if it's true? I mean, they even made a reality show based on your love life. If they do that, you've got to be hot, and not in the 'my sword's made of magma' kind of way.

[Yes, that made perfect sense and did not sound like flirting at all. Good job, Jonathan.]

[(Anonymous)]

serenade a total stranger with a well-crafted haiku
the more heartfelt, the better

Re: odin dark

[(Anonymous)]

trade pants with a stranger

[flightforfreedom]

[ Meanwhile tHIS ONE'S A BIT AWKWARD but fuck it, they're friends? They're friends. What's a kiss between friends. He's not nervous, you're nervous. ]

Hey, Owain. Uh - I've uh, got a mission to complete, so come here a minute.

[shadowglitter]

[ Hmm? Being an ignorant piece of shit and a dumbass fool, Owain doesn't really suspect any foul play here. He's being called out by his bro, so he lets it happen, leaning on the wall besides Poe and giving him a once over.

oh god is he going to fly another plane into a bomb again? wait wait okay let's not get ahead of ourselves. ]

What's up? I still have the Rebellion pin you gave me, so like, I think I'm obligated to help you on any mission you're running.

[flightforfreedom]

[ Oh. He does? He didn't know that. Poe still has a few wooden shards he keeps in his breast pocket, even if lately he feels like he really should give them to Peter. Not the point? Not the point. He's thinking too much. ]

Uh- not a resistance mission. Just - come here, lean down a bit and close your eyes.

[(Anonymous)]

stage an elaborate fake breakup with peter

[reexamined]

[K-2 sings Odin "Bring Me To Life."]

[shadowglitter]

[ at first, odin's participation is about what you'd expect. he's loudly screaming "wake me up" and "saaaave meeeeeee" at opportune moments, in place of the guy who was only put on that track because evanescence got shot down by a ton of agents and had to settle for the one who said the song wouldn't succeed without a male presence in it. which i guess is a true and bad fact about evanescence just slipped into this tag for some reason.

but then he gets carried away, crying at the top of his lungs, battling k2 for the lead. by the last chorus, he's off-key and screeching like a bat, but also so, so loud. he is the winner. he is the true evanescence. ]

Re: odin dark

[(Anonymous)]

give 3 other characters new BETTER GLORIOUS NAMES/TITLES