FANSERVICE MEME

[stabbyfingers]

THE FANSERVICE MEME

STEP ONE: Comment with your characters!

STEP TWO: comment to people's characters either anonymously or as yourself with who you want to see them thread with! Include a prompt! Gen, shippy, crack, whatever! "Give [character] a hug!" "Punch [character] in the face!" "You're now stuck in an elevator with [character]!" "NOW KISS" If you don't include a prompt, they either have to flirt or are stuck in a box together

STEP THREE: that person goes and tags that other person and reacts icly !! stalk that thread

STEP FOUR: remember to keep checking back for new people to prompt! don't let timezones ruin ur day

( U CAN OPT OUT OF STUFF THAT MAKES YOU UNCOMFORTABLE !! IT'S FOR FUN !!! )

Comments

[mortalweapon]

I weigh almost precisely 275 pounds.
If you wish to make the attempt regardless, then you have my invitation.

[h2no]

Okay. Okay. I'm not gonna be liftin' you over my head but I think I can do that for a short time.

[maybe. his thing is mostly stamina, not muscle.]

How do you wanna do this?

[mortalweapon]

[ A beat. Then she just unceremoniously puts her arms out for him. ]

I would recommend lifting with your knees.

[h2no]

That's some good advice. Thank you.

[there's a moment of hmming and mmming as he tries to figure out how to do this with the small (but significant for what he wants to do) height difference.

but lo! this is a meme, so i've decided there's some convenient higher ground nearby. archie steps up onto the raised pavement and holds onto her as best he can. to his credit, he does actually manage to pick her up off the ground EVER SO SLIGHTLY for a few seconds, but drops her the full two millimetres when he realises it's not gonna work for long term.]

Okay. That's fine. [his biceps, shoulders and serratus muscles are screaming. actually, just most of his upper body.] I did it. That didn't hurt or anything, right? Didn't poke any seams?

[he assumes no, but he's trying to be polite.]

Maybe one day I could actually deadlift you. That'd make for something of a Bluetube vid, huh?

[mortalweapon]

[ Absolutely worldchanging, thanks Archie. ]

I cannot feel pain in this body, but thank you for your inquiry.
If you enhance your soft organic body, you are welcome to attempt to lift me again.