RELATIONSHIP TABLE!!

[selfimage]

the *:･ﾟRELATIONSHIP TABLE･ﾟ:* meme



♡ Get together all the characters your character may consider dating. (Or possibly befriending, allying with, etc.)
♡ Put their names together for organizational purposes.
♡ List all the PROS and CONS of dating/allying/befriending.
♡ Post them here and watch the travesty unfold.
♡ Check back later to see if you're datable. No one is late. (✿ﾉ◡‿◡)ﾉ *:･ﾟ
♡ Use olesia's code for extra fun. (Not that I steal stuff or anything. Thanks olesia, you're a trooper.)

<table width="100%" cellspacing="5" cellpadding="1" border="0"><tbody><tr bgcolor="#bbbbff"><td width="20%">NAME</td><td width="40%">PROS</td><td width="40%">CONS</td></tr> <tr bgcolor="#ffffff"><td>Character one!</td><td>Pros</td><td>Cons</td></tr> <tr bgcolor="#cccccc"><td>Character two!</td><td>Pros</td><td>Cons</td></tr></tbody></table>

Comments

[selfequipped]

it's true.

i mostly listed her for the "she's seen some shit" factor.

[resoul]

is there no concept of "sort-of-maybe-friends with some benefits" on asgard

[selfequipped]

lokiiiiiiiiiiii

[valr]

why does everyone have to get feelings involved

[shittybirthday]

haha yes. joel would just make him see more shit.

(and ellie would probably die of embarrassment)

[walkingballpit]

My life is weird enough without Mr. Hat!

[unsparing]

badass milf also they're in between partners. jesse can knock some manly sense into him

[genoshan]

maybe

[unsparing]

basically joel is in a lose/lose situation :'(

[genoshan]

he probably won't mention charles



he'll just think about him really loudly

[shittybirthday]

stupid humans

joel is at least good at pretending he doesn't have any. or so he thinks, anyway.

[unsparing]

remember Jesse: she's a fighter

[valr]

humans are indeed stupid

and joel isnt good at pretending to not have feelings as he htinks he is

[unsparing]

+1 :'(

[unsparing]

maybe kara should brow wiggle

[hostage]

knock something

[valr]

kara doesnt flirt she just asks people if they wanna fuck

[hostage]

but how do you fight toxic influence and ruthless karma

you're already working for him, Tess

you're already on the path

[shittybirthday]

precisely why he never talks about them. also precisely why he doesn't like feelings getting involved. the less feelings involved, the better. D:

[selfimage]

that's sort of all we have in asgard.

[shittybirthday]

joel might kill you when he finds out tess is working for you, jesse

[unsparing]

NAME	PROS	CONS
Joel	partner of ten years a badass dilf vibes good with his hands loyal to the bone	fwb = dumb feelings grouchiest of badasses ever! ...damn dilf vibes dumb feelings dumb feelings!
Jesse Pinkman	nice blue eyes dimples and nice smile he's a cutie patootie could make for a great business partner	could drown in them idk too cute for his own good looks a little on the young side. maybe. might get her killed again
Ellie	cute kid great puns swears a lot	might get her killed can totally outpun tess :( might swear more than her, oh boy

she basically needs to meet and greet more folks

[resoul]

then i'm not seeing why there has to be a problem here.

[hostage]

such hypocrisy wow

[unsparing]

as long as there are cookies on this path, she's set