RELATIONSHIP TABLE!!

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the *:･ﾟRELATIONSHIP TABLE･ﾟ:* meme



♡ Get together all the characters your character may consider dating. (Or possibly befriending, allying with, etc.)
♡ Put their names together for organizational purposes.
♡ List all the PROS and CONS of dating/allying/befriending.
♡ Post them here and watch the travesty unfold.
♡ Check back later to see if you're datable. No one is late. (✿ﾉ◡‿◡)ﾉ *:･ﾟ
♡ Use olesia's code for extra fun. (Not that I steal stuff or anything. Thanks olesia, you're a trooper.)

<table width="100%" cellspacing="5" cellpadding="1" border="0"><tbody><tr bgcolor="#bbbbff"><td width="20%">NAME</td><td width="40%">PROS</td><td width="40%">CONS</td></tr> <tr bgcolor="#ffffff"><td>Character one!</td><td>Pros</td><td>Cons</td></tr> <tr bgcolor="#cccccc"><td>Character two!</td><td>Pros</td><td>Cons</td></tr></tbody></table>

Comments

[myownbestfriend]

NAME	PROS	CONS
Scott Summers	hot mutant already dating him technically so he is broken in	is Scott Summers
Erik Lehnsherr	hot arrogant mutant can compare him to the version from own universe	might get called "Charles" in bed and be unable to control gag reflex
Miles Edgeworth	can behave himself in public without being mind controlled	possibly actually gay?
Erwin Smith	looks like Steve Rogers yet lacks tedious sanctimony	not certain he knows or is interested in how babies are made
Max Lord	comes from Boston money is a psychic with questionable morals	comes from Boston money is a psychic with questionable morals
Oswald Cobblepot	charming	looks exactly like you'd think someone named "Oswald Cobblepot" would look
Hank Pym	old enough to satisfy Daddy issues sufficiently cowed by repeated romantic disasters as to be tractable	is Hank Pym
Loki	became really hot at some point	constant unsettling sense of impending betrayal
Matt Murdock	hot I mean seriously just look at him	excessive degree of tiresome ethics likely might call him "Sean" in bed and need to somehow avoid ensuing awkward conversation
Norman Osborn	are you fucking kidding me	literally everything
Peter Parker	possible threesome with Spider-Man?	possible threesome with Spider-Man
T'Challa	might as well steal Ororo's husband too most emotionally functional man I have ever considered sleeping with also hot	possible electrocution might develop feelings
Tony Stark	hot ego large enough I can say whatever I want already know what I'm getting	already know what I'm getting

[sacrificusdux]

He prefers Titans to making babies, you're dodging a bullet, Emma.

[myownbestfriend]

That would be the first relationship bullet she ever successfully dodged, tbh.

[sacrificusdux]

That's something to be proud of! Erwin would be flattered, really. He knows he's terrible dating material.

[infomodder]

looks exactly like you'd think someone named "Oswald Cobblepot" would look

help i can't stop laughing

[myownbestfriend]

tell me i'm wrong

you can't

[infomodder]

i can't because of how right you are
so i'll just laugh instead omg

[sofentheblow]

somewhere karla's three-way senses are going fucking haywire

also "possible electrocution" "might develop feelings" i'm still laughing so hard at all of this

[genoshan]

he probably won't mention charles



he'll just think about him really loudly