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NAME	PROS	CONS
Scott Summers	hot mutant already dating him technically so he is broken in	is Scott Summers
Erik Lehnsherr	hot arrogant mutant can compare him to the version from own universe	might get called "Charles" in bed and be unable to control gag reflex
Miles Edgeworth	can behave himself in public without being mind controlled	possibly actually gay?
Erwin Smith	looks like Steve Rogers yet lacks tedious sanctimony	not certain he knows or is interested in how babies are made
Max Lord	comes from Boston money is a psychic with questionable morals	comes from Boston money is a psychic with questionable morals
Oswald Cobblepot	charming	looks exactly like you'd think someone named "Oswald Cobblepot" would look
Hank Pym	old enough to satisfy Daddy issues sufficiently cowed by repeated romantic disasters as to be tractable	is Hank Pym
Loki	became really hot at some point	constant unsettling sense of impending betrayal
Matt Murdock	hot I mean seriously just look at him	excessive degree of tiresome ethics likely might call him "Sean" in bed and need to somehow avoid ensuing awkward conversation
Norman Osborn	are you fucking kidding me	literally everything
Peter Parker	possible threesome with Spider-Man?	possible threesome with Spider-Man
T'Challa	might as well steal Ororo's husband too most emotionally functional man I have ever considered sleeping with also hot	possible electrocution might develop feelings
Tony Stark	hot ego large enough I can say whatever I want already know what I'm getting	already know what I'm getting

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