AN ARCHIVE OF THEIR OWN

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Somewhere nestled in the complex series of tubes that comprises the internet there exists a rare and wonderful treasure, a haven that welcomes all who learn its keywords and dare to enter them into a well-provisioned search engine.

Its name? Dreamheights.
Its purpose? Actually, no-one seems to know what role the creators of this corner of cyberspace originally intended Dreamheights to perform. But to its hallowed halls it draws writers, artists and fanatics of all things imPort, welcoming them to engage in lively discussion of their favourite otherworldly celebrities, to show off their fanart, discuss popular (and not so popular) ships and theories and write imaginative fanfic, all under cover of anonymity.

Log on out and come on in!
It's time for the imPort imPlosion to begin!

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Yeap. It's a ridiculous spin on the IC anon meme. It's a meta as all hell Big Bang / ONTD / whatever else excuse for hijinks!
Time to write awful self-insert fanfic/share juicy gossip/discuss theories about imPorts from the perspective of their native fans.

Though who knows? Some fans suggest it's possible imPorts dip into fandom themselves on occasion, hiding behind the mask of anonymity.....

Feel free to start rumours about your own characters, idk, go nuts- but no matter how fervent the IC shipwar be kind to each other ok?

Comments

[(Anonymous)]

finally

last post was cursed

[(Anonymous)]

we say that about literally every post

itt: gone but not forgotten

[(Anonymous)]

god I miss Han Solo

his taxi smelled like weed and questionable substances but I miss him

[(Anonymous)]

no one cares

[(Anonymous)]

lol get out kylo ren

[(Anonymous)]

lol there's still like 50 cosplayers rocking his look

go seek them out at the next con or smth

[(Anonymous)]

miss those skaters

I'm not even a shipper, their shows were just so beautiful

Best Ship

[(Anonymous)]

look i know this is an #unpopularopinion, but i'm still waiting for the odin dark/kaytoo wedding

robots deserve big white dresses too

Re: Best Ship

[(Anonymous)]

and skeets doesnt??? rude

Re: Best Ship

[(Anonymous)]

as if anyone in that relationship wears the pants besides K-2

[(Anonymous)]

THIS USER STANS THE ALKE!!

A MODEL OF SCI-FI ENGINEERING, MADE REAL IN OUR LIFETIMES.

fic recs?

[(Anonymous)]

does anyone have some good new fic recs?

all imports are fine - i'm the biggest fan of literally all of them

but i swear to the web mistress if you rec me import/reader i will cut you

literally never read any that weren't just really disappointing so i am not reading anymore!!!!

[(Anonymous)]

fully recommend ThoseDamnJedi for any and all fics featuring the universe with the Jedi, they're REALLY GOOD. props to their Leia fic!!

there's a couple people writing Batman/Batman/Batman afaik but gone_batty is the best of the lot

SIGHTINGS

[(Anonymous)]

Anyone had any interesting encounters lately?

[(Anonymous)]

haha we should revive that general hux looking sad thread

FAVORITE VAMPIRE

[(Anonymous)]

energy vampires count

you saw nothing

[(Anonymous)]

the one with the fangs

RUDEST IMPORTS/WORST IMPORT ENCOUNTERS

[(Anonymous)]

[(Anonymous)]

someone's salty they didn't get an autograph

rairpair recs?

[(Anonymous)]

Kinda want to change up what I've been reading lately- give me some good rairpair recs?

[(Anonymous)]

Eleanor/Urdr!!! "Fucking Forkwits" has only been updating for a couple weeks but if you're looking for a good time it's easily the funniest and sweetest fic I've read in months.

hottest

[(Anonymous)]

let's answer the real questions here

[(Anonymous)]

that poe guy is hot
a hot mess

fresh new imports

[(Anonymous)]

any newbie sightings? thoughts???

[(Anonymous)]

PSA: if you see the new catgirl import, do NOT try to pet her

spotted her in de chima and thought she was going to shred that person who touched her

[(Anonymous)]

psa to anyone who somehow still ships poe/odin: your ship is trash and you are trash

this isn't funny or cute. idgaf about your 'feels' or 'what could have happened.' odin got HURT, like a REAL PERSON in REAL LIFE

just. have no more patience for this garbage. so done and getting really tired of having to explain myself on this. maybe, just maybe, examine yourself and think ffs.

I know it's difficult to actually make an effort to be a decent person but perhaps you could try shipping something actually healthy

like kylo/hux

[(Anonymous)]

are you for real

FANPORT WISHES

[(Anonymous)]

everyone: what events and booths and cosplays do you want to see at the next con

and WHO do you want to see there

hope i can get to meet kaneki and get his autograph, i just got into kennibal fandom and he is sooooo great

Re: FANPORT WISHES

[(Anonymous)]

magnus burnsides

he never replies to my fan letters :(

FAVORITE MASKED IMPORTS

[(Anonymous)]

every time they don't show their faces my imagination just runs wild, like what have they got to hide and how hot are they under there?

we've had some big letdowns last year like woden, but blue beetle came in the clutch, turning out to be a real babe. what do you guys think any of them look like?

and if anyone knows where i can get pictures of darth jadus please bring the deets

[(Anonymous)]

oh NONNIE you're speaking my language. what do we think about black-and-gold batman? hot manlet or does he have a manny martino look going on under there

Most gut-punchingly intense feels

[(Anonymous)]

because who hasn't cried over these bozos before

happy cry, ugly sobbing, ¿porque no los dos? only the strongest of feels, though.

[(Anonymous)]

when those rePorts show up and u KNOW the last one was in a loving and committed relationship and their ex is still here
it guts me every time

[(Anonymous)]

anyone else kind of wish the tabloids would shut up about the waynes

so what if the multiversal carbashians keep showing up who CARES

[(Anonymous)]

if it's not the waynes it's the jedi

if it's not the jedi it's the waynes

jesus

BURNING QUESTIONS

[(Anonymous)]

- why does Rex dye his hair
- what the hell is a darth, is it just the final form of goth or what

I'm not looking for answers (okay, that's a lie), I mostly just want to hear us all yell in confusion about these unknowables. wild speculation and hearsay is encouraged.

[(Anonymous)]

midlife crisis

Shipping wishes

[(Anonymous)]

imports you want to or think should hook up?

Re: Shipping wishes

[(Anonymous)]

anderson, klein and nelson has a nice ring to it doesnt it?