ASK ME ANYTHING

[kanyounot]

For whatever reason, your character has agreed to do a Greddit AMA!

1. Post a top-level for your character(s). Subject lines like "I'm a pastry chef" or "I accidentally started an apocalypse" etc are encouraged but not necessary.

2. RAKE IN THOSE QUESTIONS. Serious, absurd, people can ask them anything. Fellow ImPorts, random fans or natives, WHOEVER.

3. Respond!! Total honesty? Complete bullshittery? You decide!

4. IC drama is awesome; OOC drama, not so much.

Comments

I'm a Jedi, ask me anything

[kanyounot]

I guess...

i'm that guy with the giant shark that's been on the news a few times

[h2no]

yo!

I'm an alchemist

[sonofgold]

... and my name is Alphonse Elric. Ask me anything.

I invaded Earth. Ask me how!

[drivesadesk]

I'm an awesome blacksmith who's trying to be a halfway decent hero, let's have 'em!

[forgeabettertomorrow]

I got this! Come on!

I'm a Jedi (?)

[faithfulson]

It's complicated, but I'll answer questions.

I'm that cop that killed people, AMA

[sleight_of_hand]

[ Just imagine him propping his feet up on his desk, because that's totally what he's doing. ]

My name is Tina Belcher...

[continuousgroaning]

... and I like horses, music, and boys. Oh, and cooking. And dancing. And dogs. And making up punny names for my burgers.

Uh, ask me anything.

I'm a bounty hunter, ask me anything

[myownprice]

I can create anything (yes, anything) out of thin air with nothing but the power of imagination.

[nightmarist]

I'm Reggie Mantle, ask me anything

[bragnificent]

[ Yes, he knows how this works. This is his angle! ]

I have a tail, get over it

[plentystrong]

And ask me anything, I guess.

Japanese God

[minorgod]

Of Fortune soon!! Very soon. I'm counting on it. Ask me anything!

died twice and all i got was this lousy hoodie, ama

[goldtoxicity]

Cybertronian medic, AMA

[redcosmedic]

Expressions of admiration without any questions are also admissible.

I am married to two people in two different universes

[ghoulking]

It's complicated.

My girlfriend is a rabbit

[legosi]

Ask me... anything?

I can't die, AMA

[iliveidie]

Except about that.

[minorgod]

Have you started charging people for asking if you can turn lead into gold?

i'm a 120 year old vampire from dublin city, AMA?!

[crassidy]

ama - destroyer of worlds

[therewillbeorder]

i'm an autobot that turns into a speedboat, AMA

[knaval]

not a robot!

[sonofgold]

... you know, that's never occurred to me, but I should. Even if it's just a quarter.

i'm a dead arizona dirtbag, ama

[forkingbullshirt]

[redcosmedic]

But why would you want to? So many other, nicer planets out there.