ASK ME ANYTHING

[kanyounot]

For whatever reason, your character has agreed to do a Greddit AMA!

1. Post a top-level for your character(s). Subject lines like "I'm a pastry chef" or "I accidentally started an apocalypse" etc are encouraged but not necessary.

2. RAKE IN THOSE QUESTIONS. Serious, absurd, people can ask them anything. Fellow ImPorts, random fans or natives, WHOEVER.

3. Respond!! Total honesty? Complete bullshittery? You decide!

4. IC drama is awesome; OOC drama, not so much.

Comments

I'm a Jedi, ask me anything

[kanyounot]

I guess...

[minorgod]

Can you use "Jedi" as a verb? Like "I totally Jedi'd that"?

i'm that guy with the giant shark that's been on the news a few times

[h2no]

yo!

[dragony]

so

heard you led a cult

why

I'm an alchemist

[sonofgold]

... and my name is Alphonse Elric. Ask me anything.

[minorgod]

Have you started charging people for asking if you can turn lead into gold?

I invaded Earth. Ask me how!

[drivesadesk]

[redcosmedic]

But why would you want to? So many other, nicer planets out there.

I'm an awesome blacksmith who's trying to be a halfway decent hero, let's have 'em!

[forgeabettertomorrow]

I got this! Come on!

[redcosmedic]

Only halfway?

I'm a Jedi (?)

[faithfulson]

It's complicated, but I'll answer questions.

[myownprice]

You aren't sure whether you're a Jedi or not?

I'm that cop that killed people, AMA

[sleight_of_hand]

[ Just imagine him propping his feet up on his desk, because that's totally what he's doing. ]

[setmatch]

Killed people in the line of duty or did you need to arrest yourself?

My name is Tina Belcher...

[continuousgroaning]

... and I like horses, music, and boys. Oh, and cooking. And dancing. And dogs. And making up punny names for my burgers.

Uh, ask me anything.

I'm a bounty hunter, ask me anything

[myownprice]

[redcosmedic]

Worst offer of payment ever, go.

I can create anything (yes, anything) out of thin air with nothing but the power of imagination.

[nightmarist]

[drivesadesk]

So do you just have like...the best yacht ever? Because that's how I'd use a power like that.

I'm Reggie Mantle, ask me anything

[bragnificent]

[ Yes, he knows how this works. This is his angle! ]

I have a tail, get over it

[plentystrong]

And ask me anything, I guess.

[drivesadesk]

Have you clawed anyone's eyes out yet?

Japanese God

[minorgod]

Of Fortune soon!! Very soon. I'm counting on it. Ask me anything!

died twice and all i got was this lousy hoodie, ama

[goldtoxicity]

[(Anonymous)]

But does the hoodie have anything to do with the deaths?

Cybertronian medic, AMA

[redcosmedic]

Expressions of admiration without any questions are also admissible.

I am married to two people in two different universes

[ghoulking]

It's complicated.

[(Anonymous)]

If you found yourself in a third, who would you want your third spouse to be?

My girlfriend is a rabbit

[legosi]

Ask me... anything?

[(Anonymous)]

arent u like a giant wolf tho

how does that even work????

I can't die, AMA

[iliveidie]

Except about that.

i'm a 120 year old vampire from dublin city, AMA?!

[crassidy]

ama - destroyer of worlds

[therewillbeorder]

i'm an autobot that turns into a speedboat, AMA

[knaval]

not a robot!

[myownprice]

What's the difference between an autobot and a robot?

i'm a dead arizona dirtbag, ama

[forkingbullshirt]

I'm a scholar of history. Ask me for unusual facts.

[janus_scholar]

Or you could ask me about myself, I suppose.

[worthit]

What's the strangest thing you've ever learned?

I'm a reformed criminal. AMA

[restingstitchface]

[drivesadesk]

Do people know you're reformed, or do you sometimes still have people do stuff like...I don't know, as a totally random example, say...pull a gun on you when you're trying to keep their brainwashed friend from killing them?

imperial defector, ama

[onlydoubts]