pyrogue: (FLOWER CROWN FUCKERS)
Mick Hotrod with the Dad Bod Rory ([personal profile] pyrogue) wrote in [community profile] etcelsior2019-07-13 07:47 pm
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IC TESTIMONIALS



HOW TO PLAY:

STEP ONE: Post a top-level for your character!
STEP TWO: Tag around and provide IC testimonials to other characters! Feel free to sign them as ~anonymous~ or not, in the case that your character doesn't want to own up to their Shakespearean description of "a grade-A dick" or "MILF MILF MILF".
STEP THREE: HAVE FUN!!!
BONUS: Bonus points if you can link to actual IC gossip that your characters have been doing about others -- we all know it's out there!

Now, get that gossip out!

this is still zoe using mick's account to spare outsider's inbox shh
golisolation: (pic#13295227)

[personal profile] golisolation 2019-07-14 01:10 am (UTC)(link)
That was rhetorical, idiot! You ain't got shit figured out!

[Getting riled again. So easily...

He just despises the shounen way! It's in his nature!]


...Guess the need to stroke your own ego is pretty fuckin' important to ya, huh?
forgeabettertomorrow: (Don't fail me now beautiful wings)

[personal profile] forgeabettertomorrow 2019-07-14 01:13 am (UTC)(link)
Keep telling yourself that. You're the one getting angry over 'nothing.'

But this isn't about me, Guzma. Maybe at first, when I called you out to my Forge. But I saw something there. That's what kicked this whole thing off. You probably don't even realize what you showed me then.
golisolation: (pic#13084773)

[personal profile] golisolation 2019-07-14 01:19 am (UTC)(link)
You saw nothing but what you wanted to see: an opportunity to pat yourself on the back. To stroke your own cock over what a good guy you are, saving the poor criminal from himself. Tch!

I ain't just some dude who needs fixing—some cheap source of morality points. Big bad Guzma ain't ever gonna change, ain't ever gonna apologize for anything! Get that through that thick skull of yours!

You can't fix what ain't broken, yo!
forgeabettertomorrow: (eyyyyyy this guuuuuy)

[personal profile] forgeabettertomorrow 2019-07-14 01:22 am (UTC)(link)
I never asked you to apologize.

And I never claimed you were broken either.

But sure, keep talking, you're just giving me more to work with.

I mean, I should know how much a big mouth betrays you. I was exactly the same.
golisolation: (britney spears 1998 flashbacks)

[personal profile] golisolation 2019-07-14 01:24 am (UTC)(link)







...I ain't you.
forgeabettertomorrow: (Don't know how to quit)

[personal profile] forgeabettertomorrow 2019-07-14 01:26 am (UTC)(link)
No, you aren't. And maybe that's why I get on your nerves so much. Because the similarities are there. You see them, but you hate acknowledging them.

That's fine though. I might not seem like it, but I'm patient.
golisolation: (lusamine's ashleymadison)

[personal profile] golisolation 2019-07-14 01:30 am (UTC)(link)
...Then waste your time. I'll beat ya down at every pass. I am nothing if not tenacious, yo.
forgeabettertomorrow: (Master blacksmith at work)

[personal profile] forgeabettertomorrow 2019-07-14 01:34 am (UTC)(link)
[Darin laughs.]

You know, it's funny. For someone as smart as you are, you're pretty damn skilled at only seeing half the story. You're berating me for my tenacity, but you yourself are showing that exact same tenacity.

You're a walking hypocrisy, Guzma. I've seen everything that you are before. I've been there.
golisolation: (pic#13287041)

[personal profile] golisolation 2019-07-14 01:43 am (UTC)(link)
Someone as smart as me?

[That gets a laugh. Mainly because Guzma knows he has many qualities, but brains are not one of them. He's kind of a dumb fuck, he's just a scary and talented dude, with way too much ambition.]

Never said I ain't a hypocrite, but you ain't seen shit! Ain't been no where I've been. You don't know the first thing about me, yo! Repeating yourself, like some broke-ass record, don't make it true.
forgeabettertomorrow: (Don't know how to quit)

[personal profile] forgeabettertomorrow 2019-07-14 01:47 am (UTC)(link)
That last bit?

Maybe you should take that bit to heart yourself.

"Big, Bad Guzma."

"Hated Boss of Team Skull."

[Do you see that look, Guzma? That knowing look in his eye? You can't fool him for one god damned second.]
golisolation: (smells like lil bitch in here)

[personal profile] golisolation 2019-07-14 01:49 am (UTC)(link)
...That's just who I am, dude.

[He's just staring right back, stubborn and unmoving on this.]

Shit ain't that deep.
forgeabettertomorrow: (Face tomorrow)

[personal profile] forgeabettertomorrow 2019-07-14 01:52 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah. Now. But I'm willing to bet you weren't born this way.
golisolation: (pic#13287030)

[personal profile] golisolation 2019-07-14 01:53 am (UTC)(link)
...Were you born this fuckin' annoying? That I'd believe.
forgeabettertomorrow: (this Lance guy sounds alright)

[personal profile] forgeabettertomorrow 2019-07-14 01:56 am (UTC)(link)
Sure was.

Your silence is telling.
golisolation: (pic#13244075)

[personal profile] golisolation 2019-07-14 01:58 am (UTC)(link)
Damn dude, maybe I was a fucking shithead baby, I don't know! I was a little busy being a baby at the time to know that shit.
forgeabettertomorrow: (Don't know how to quit)

[personal profile] forgeabettertomorrow 2019-07-14 02:03 am (UTC)(link)
There's absolutely no way you're this obtuse. You're deflecting.

But that's fine. I don't need your life's story.

I just know that I did see something good in you. It was once, but once is all it takes.
golisolation: (hey plume velcro my shoes huh)

[personal profile] golisolation 2019-07-14 02:10 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah, wouldn't ever tell ya that shit anyway.

Whatever dude, you're deluded as fuck.
forgeabettertomorrow: (I don't really get it but...)

[personal profile] forgeabettertomorrow 2019-07-14 02:16 am (UTC)(link)
That's fine, Guzma. You don't have to admit anything.

Because I know it's gonna bother the hell out of you. That I can see through you this easily.

Hell, you'll probably try and come after me again. Which, hell, that's fine too. I welcome it.

I just want you to know that I don't hate you. I actually feel kinda sorry for you.
golisolation: (pic#13127289)

[personal profile] golisolation 2019-07-14 02:23 am (UTC)(link)
[And that's like throwing a blow torch right at a pile of dynamite.]

HA!

You feel sorry for me? I don't need no pity, not from some idealistic chump like you—or from nobody! I ain't no dude to be feeling sorry for, yo!

[He grins, wide and wild.]

Give your idiotic and shitty sentimentality for someone who needs it!
Edited 2019-07-14 02:23 (UTC)
forgeabettertomorrow: (this Lance guy sounds alright)

[personal profile] forgeabettertomorrow 2019-07-14 02:26 am (UTC)(link)
Nah, I think you need it.

I'll be sure to send you a selfie. You know, us sentimental guys gotta stick together.
golisolation: (hold on i got your drugs riiiight here)

[personal profile] golisolation 2019-07-14 02:33 am (UTC)(link)
[That smile doesn't change, but his expression looks a bit darker.]

One of these days, I'll beat your misplaced pity outta ya. However I gotta do it, it'll get done.

I'll make you hate me like you oughta, I guarantee you that.
forgeabettertomorrow: (Don't know how to quit)

[personal profile] forgeabettertomorrow 2019-07-14 02:38 am (UTC)(link)
Guzma, there's nothing you can do that will break me.

Nothing.
golisolation: (pic#13302852)

[personal profile] golisolation 2019-07-14 02:43 am (UTC)(link)
You're bold, I'll give ya that. Arrogant, too.

But you ain't unbreakable.
forgeabettertomorrow: (Back to my carefree days)

[personal profile] forgeabettertomorrow 2019-07-14 02:46 am (UTC)(link)
And you aren't unforgivable.
golisolation: ("Guzma and the boys do crank")

[personal profile] golisolation 2019-07-14 02:53 am (UTC)(link)
I don't want to be forgiven you dense motherFUCKER!