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IC TESTIMONIALS

HOW TO PLAY:
STEP ONE: Post a top-level for your character!
STEP TWO: Tag around and provide IC testimonials to other characters! Feel free to sign them as ~anonymous~ or not, in the case that your character doesn't want to own up to their Shakespearean description of "a grade-A dick" or "MILF MILF MILF".
STEP THREE: HAVE FUN!!!
BONUS: Bonus points if you can link to actual IC gossip that your characters have been doing about others -- we all know it's out there!
Now, get that gossip out!
this is still zoe using mick's account to spare outsider's inbox shh
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[Getting riled again. So easily...
He just despises the shounen way! It's in his nature!]
...Guess the need to stroke your own ego is pretty fuckin' important to ya, huh?
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But this isn't about me, Guzma. Maybe at first, when I called you out to my Forge. But I saw something there. That's what kicked this whole thing off. You probably don't even realize what you showed me then.
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I ain't just some dude who needs fixing—some cheap source of morality points. Big bad Guzma ain't ever gonna change, ain't ever gonna apologize for anything! Get that through that thick skull of yours!
You can't fix what ain't broken, yo!
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And I never claimed you were broken either.
But sure, keep talking, you're just giving me more to work with.
I mean, I should know how much a big mouth betrays you. I was exactly the same.
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...I ain't you.
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That's fine though. I might not seem like it, but I'm patient.
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You know, it's funny. For someone as smart as you are, you're pretty damn skilled at only seeing half the story. You're berating me for my tenacity, but you yourself are showing that exact same tenacity.
You're a walking hypocrisy, Guzma. I've seen everything that you are before. I've been there.
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[That gets a laugh. Mainly because Guzma knows he has many qualities, but brains are not one of them. He's kind of a dumb fuck, he's just a scary and talented dude, with way too much ambition.]
Never said I ain't a hypocrite, but you ain't seen shit! Ain't been no where I've been. You don't know the first thing about me, yo! Repeating yourself, like some broke-ass record, don't make it true.
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Maybe you should take that bit to heart yourself.
"Big, Bad Guzma."
"Hated Boss of Team Skull."
[Do you see that look, Guzma? That knowing look in his eye? You can't fool him for one god damned second.]
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[He's just staring right back, stubborn and unmoving on this.]
Shit ain't that deep.
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Your silence is telling.
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But that's fine. I don't need your life's story.
I just know that I did see something good in you. It was once, but once is all it takes.
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Whatever dude, you're deluded as fuck.
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Because I know it's gonna bother the hell out of you. That I can see through you this easily.
Hell, you'll probably try and come after me again. Which, hell, that's fine too. I welcome it.
I just want you to know that I don't hate you. I actually feel kinda sorry for you.
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HA!
You feel sorry for me? I don't need no pity, not from some idealistic chump like you—or from nobody! I ain't no dude to be feeling sorry for, yo!
[He grins, wide and wild.]
Give your idiotic and shitty sentimentality for someone who needs it!
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I'll be sure to send you a selfie. You know, us sentimental guys gotta stick together.
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One of these days, I'll beat your misplaced pity outta ya. However I gotta do it, it'll get done.
I'll make you hate me like you oughta, I guarantee you that.
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Nothing.
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But you ain't unbreakable.
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