What did princesses ever do to you, your meow-gnificence?

[Yeah, he absolutely deserves those negative numbers.]

And if you're looking for pink, you'd want to talk to Jester. I'm less picky about colors. [As if to demonstrate, he shows off his current coat, a fantastically hideous clash of green, pink, red, and blue patterns that looks less like a coat and more like a terrible abstract painting, but on fabric.]