HOT OR NOT MEME

[golisolation]

1. POST A TOP LEVEL FOR YOUR CHARACTER + PICTURES (please link images if they are large)
2. ICLY RATE OTHER CHARACTERS 1-10!
3. HAVE A VERY CRUCIAL AND IMPORTANT DISCUSSION ON SUCH RATINGS!
4. HAVE FUN!

Comments

[plentystrong]

Can I have negative numbers? 'Cause you look pinker than all the princesses put together.

[viciousmaukery]

What did princesses ever do to you, your meow-gnificence?

[Yeah, he absolutely deserves those negative numbers.]

And if you're looking for pink, you'd want to talk to Jester. I'm less picky about colors. [As if to demonstrate, he shows off his current coat, a fantastically hideous clash of green, pink, red, and blue patterns that looks less like a coat and more like a terrible abstract painting, but on fabric.]

[plentystrong]

Long story, and also none of your business.

[ But then comes the flashy coat, and she dramatically shields her eyes with her arms. ]

Ugh, are you trying to blind me?

[viciousmaukery]

If I was trying to blind you, you wouldn't be asking.

[Because rivulets of black tears would be running down their cheeks while they try really hard to kill him but anyway.]

Looks great, yeah? [The shit-eating grin he's wearing suggests he's well aware what it actually looks like and, frankly, cannot care less.]