HOT OR NOT MEME

[golisolation]

1. POST A TOP LEVEL FOR YOUR CHARACTER + PICTURES (please link images if they are large)
2. ICLY RATE OTHER CHARACTERS 1-10!
3. HAVE A VERY CRUCIAL AND IMPORTANT DISCUSSION ON SUCH RATINGS!
4. HAVE FUN!

Comments

[golisolation]

It's a kind of Pokémon, electric type. Trots around on four legs, covered in wool, got hooves?

[He doesn't know if there's an animal here that's similar or not...]

[hatestrashcans]

Oh, so like a sheep.

Ha, I bet they look ridiculous with all the static electricity.

[golisolation]

Sure.

They kinda do, yeah. Not that they're anything to sniff at, though. Little bastards can fuck you up if you ain't careful.

[A beat]

What type are the sheep here?

[hatestrashcans]

Yeah, I've got some morphs like that.

[ Look cute but are dangerous. ]

They aren't. Animals don't work like that here. No types.

[golisolation]

Morphs?

[Oh right. Dammit.]

Fuck, I keep forgettin' the animals here are shitty and lame.

[hatestrashcans]

I'm a shapeshifter. So animals I turn into.

Yeah, compared to Pokemon they are pretty shitty and lame.

[golisolation]

So... you're basically a ditto?

[Well, that'd definitely be useful.]

Some of them are pretty okay, but they're pretty damn fragile and dumb.

[hatestrashcans]

What the hell is a ditto?

You're not wrong, man.

[golisolation]

A Ditto's a Pokémon that can copy the appearance of just about anything or anyone, but mainly other Pokémon, yo. It also copies their move sets. Sounds like you, huh?

Gotta admit, I was real surprised at how small the bugs are here. It's pretty wack.

[hatestrashcans]

Oh, yeah, that is kind of like me.

Really? So you're used to giant bugs?