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Ah...

[wow. she's kind of surprised!]

Something we agree on. I see.

[Guzma, agent of chaos, man of surprises.]

Don't get me wrong, I still think you're a fuckin' prude.

[Ah, there it is.]

But I guess overlap is bound to happen, huh?

Hm. It seems so.

[...hm.]

...Perhaps you'd enjoy more of that ogling you don't mind so much if you slouched less.

Wh—

[!!]

Yo, what's wrong with my slouchin'?!

Well, I suppose it's not so terrible if you're having a conversation with someone shorter, but... Standing up straighter is a more confident posture.

[...]

Or, I suppose, intimidating...

Well, duh. Why d'ya think I do it when I'm scarin' the shit outta people?

[His slouch is typically reserved for more casual times, when he's being broody/withdrawn, or when he wants to get right up in someone's face. It's not his fault everyone's so damn short!]

'Sides, almost everyone is shorter than me, so...

Ah, of course. My apologies. I didn't think you carried yourself that way for the sake of chatting with others...

It ain't quite that. I dunno, it's just how I stand...

[There's not a lot of thought put into his slouching, so much as it's just what he does. He just stands up fully when the time calls for it, but he's never really thinking about the fact he's not always standing up straight.

...But now he is thinking about it, thanks Lucina.]

What's it matter—why you tryin' to give me pointers on lookin' more confident or intimidating anyway? Ain't you, I dunno, against me being that way?

[look. dumb goth jock she may be, but a princess raised, too!]

I think there's a time and a place for such things. And a confident stance isn't always something to fear. It can be something to look up to.

What... are you like, into confident and scary dudes or something?

[Because why the hell else is she going on about this? Especially considering the topic that was going on before this one...]

Scary? No. I don't see the appeal. But confidence is a great quality in any person, isn't it? It's where that confidence is directed that problems can arise.

Wouldn't anyone appreciate that kind of quality?

Well, sure. I think confidence is hot as hell, I guess I'm just tryin' to figure out your angle here.

'Cos it sounds to me you want me to look more confident, I guess for your own personal ogling, huh?

Wuh--what! No, of course not! Don't even assume that!

Then where'd this come from, hm? You're the one commentin' on my slouchin', sayin' I'd be checked out more if I did it less.

[He can connect the dots, Lucina. Don't front!]

That's...the sort of thing you wanted, not me! Did your memory lapse? Don't twist this around, Guzma.

Oh, enough. This conversation will only get worse if prolonged.

I ain't twisting shit! You're the one who brought up my slouchin' to begin with! I didn't ask for tips, yet here you were givin' 'em.

You tryin' to tell me there ain't no connection between you likin' confidence, and you advisin' me to stand in a way that looks more confident? I'm callin' bee-ess on that one, yo.

I said most everyone does, did I not? One can offer a helpful suggestion without being directly asked, should the conversation topic allow it, yes?!

Don't you dare go off making untoward assumptions. I'll not accept it!

I think you said "wouldn't anyone", that would include you, yeah? Unless you're a special case, Princess.

Look, I know I'm a bad dude and all, but is it really that terrible to dig me?

That.

[gjdsfh.

huff!!!]

That...does not warrant an answer, because no matter what I say, you'll find some way to twist it and use it to mock me. So I refuse to take that bait!

[Look, you lost the moment you first responded to him, because...]

Well, that's all I needed.

Ugh, you...!

You are an incredibly insufferable person. And proud of it, doubtless! Enough of this.

Damn right I am! I'm big bad Guzma for a reason, yo!

Oh, and just so y'know, if y'do anything "untoward" later while thinking of me? I ain't even bothered.

[Literally. the. worst.]

.,..

[unintelligible, quiet mutter of. Something.]

Y'know, if you're gonna go mutterin' like that, you may as well spill the tea anyway.

Perhaps you are simply too far away to hear it.

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