IC ANON MEME

[burlyboy]

IC ANON MEME

1. Post your character for anon thoughts on them.
2. Or post categories like Best Costume, Worst Personality, Most Likely To Mess It All Up, Most Pretentious Posters, ImPorts With The Best Merchandising, etc etc you get the idea.
3. IC wank is great, OOC wank is not.
4. Have fun!

format stolen from zoe, ty, ty

Comments

[mysterioisthetruth]

Unless you reveal yourself, I'm going to assume I am correct.

[Yes. He's always right and blameless, according to himself.]

[(Anonymous)]

This is why you don't have any friends, Beck.

[mysterioisthetruth]

... And I'm sure you have dozens.

[(Anonymous)]

I'm not loaning you any of mine.

[mysterioisthetruth]

So give advice. How do you make friends?

[(Anonymous)]

Good places to start: not trying to kill people. That's a big one.
Treating other people like they're, you know, actual people. Instead of "resources" or "obstacles", like you very, very obviously do.

Maybe try spending time with people your own age?

[mysterioisthetruth]

I don't go around asking people's ages but you're assuming a lot.

[(Anonymous)]

Assuming? Hardly.

Everything I've said can be backed up by your behavior. You really leave a messy trail, you know.

And, besides, you shouldn't have to ask, should you? Anyone can tell the difference between someone under twenty and someone over thirty-five. If you can't, then you need a lot more help than any of us can give you.

[mysterioisthetruth]

So you somehow have access to all the private conversations I've had with people in their thirties and up.