IC THIRST TWEETS: THE MASK OR MENACE EDITION

[timestones]

Potentially NSFW
or at least Not Safe For Life
The End of the World might be nigh, so what better time to unwind before we maybe all (probably) die than with some Thirst Tweets!

What are Thirst Tweets? Well, a Thirst Tweet is a tweet where somebody thirsts over another person or compliments them in a way that suggests that they have absolutely zero chill.

How Do We Play?

1. - Post a top-level comment of your character and an indication of your comfort levels (eg., "weird is fine just keep it clean" or "do your worst, sickos")

2. - Comment around to others anonymously (or signed in--do what you want, I'm not the boss of you) and leave Thirst Tweets for others to respond to. Here's some more content inspiration, if you need it.

3. - Mortified IC Responses and general ridiculousness.

Have fun, kids!

Comments

Jonas Kahnwald | Dark

[fremde]

go wild

[(Anonymous)]

33 minutes to wreck that twink bussy challenge 2019

KYLO REN | Star Wars

[photophobic]

Hit me with your best shot, the more ridiculous the better, i mean, kylo ren reads thirst tweets

Re: KYLO REN | Star Wars

[(Anonymous)]

I want you on your knees following my orders


But I'm not picky. I'd get on my knees and do your bidding, too.

Dr. Stephen Strange ۞ MCU

[timestones]

[Hit me. Make it real weird. And awful. Just... Go for it.]

[(Anonymous)]

Stephen Strange can rearrange MY insides.

Harley Quinn | dc comics

[madlove]

[ It's Harley so, I mean, the worse the better. ]

[(Anonymous)]

i wonder what her strap-on looks like? but strap ME down

Victor Vale ☠ Vicious

[strikesthrough]

[Oh, god. Fucking go for it.]

[(Anonymous)]

i wanna cut my thighs on that jaw line

Ronan Lynch | The Raven Cycle

[nightmarist]

please be so so gross

Re: Ronan Lynch | The Raven Cycle

[(Anonymous)]

I would let you do anything and everything to me in my dreams. Would I ever.

Eli Ever | Vicious

[everduring]

do very bad

[(Anonymous)]

omg i would DIE to play doctor with eli evers!!!

Proinsias Cassidy | Preacher

[crassidy]

get nasty

[(Anonymous)]

I want to do terrible things to this man.
Bed breaking, riding all night, bruises all over both our necks terrible things.

Allison Hargreeves ☂ The Umbrella Academy

[numberthree]

[ skies the limit! ]

Re: Allison Hargreeves ☂ The Umbrella Academy

[(Anonymous)]

Flesh stays no further reason but rising at thy name.

Mollymauk Tealeaf | Critical Role

[viciousmaukery]

[ do your worst. ]

Re: Mollymauk Tealeaf | Critical Role

[(Anonymous)]

What I wouldn’t give do grasp those horns and take him for a ride. 😍

Derek Hale | Teen Wolf

[duelo]

[ No limits, have a blast ]

Re: Derek Hale | Teen Wolf

[(Anonymous)]

Fuck. Sir.


Sir.


Your face is unfair.
Your body is ever better.

And that temper. That rage.


Guh. I just want all of it.

Rikki Chadwick | H2O: Just Add Water

[justaddh2o]

( No limit, have at it )

[(Anonymous)]

bitches workin on their summer bodies so they can hang out on the beach 24/7 bc they crushin hard on that mermaid import

it's me. im bitches

apollo

[solarcharged]

[ give it your best shot ]

[(Anonymous)]

make me wanna sunbathe naked

rupert von hentzau

[leatherboots]

[ this will become a todo list, fair warning ]

Re: rupert von hentzau

[(Anonymous)]

I need this man to cut my clothes off with his rapier. Preferably after throwing me onto the bed.
Hottest. Thing. Ever.

Caleb Michaels | The Bright Sessions

[atypically]

[ Go ahead, make him blush ]

David Alleyne | Marvel Comics

[helpdesk_hero]

[His brain gonna break]

[(Anonymous)]

Get me in the bedroom with this guy - I have some knowledge I need to pass on if you know what I mean 👀

Loki Odinson | MCU

[tricksterofasgard]

Do your worst.

[(Anonymous)]

I want nothing more than to teach you warmth. So much that you are left melting at my touch.

Kaz Brekker | Six of Crows

[roughworkdone]

Hold nothing back.

[(Anonymous)]

More like six of ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhs

Finn Onaru (The Dragonborn) | The Elder Scrolls

[fireandhoney]

[Anything goes!]

[(Anonymous)]

I'll let you plunder my hidden treasures any day.

Anders | Dragon Age

[rebelhealer]

[Go wild]

Kurt | People of Earth

[youarespecial]

[No limits]

😽

[catlady]

[ i mean, go wild. meow. ]

Re: 😽

[(Anonymous)]

Please, please, please.

I just want to ride this ride and get all marked up by those claws.

Klaus Hargreeves | Umbrella Academy

[hellogoodhigh]

[ 0 limits! ]

[(Anonymous)]

get some clothes on! may i suggest wearing my thighs round your neck like a scarf

archie / pokemon

[h2no]

gross

[(Anonymous)]

that bandana get me WET

Clark Kent | Superman: Secret Identity

[mildmanneredwriter]

I'm flattered, but I'm married.

Re: Clark Kent | Superman: Secret Identity

[(Anonymous)]

I am entirely okay with that.

I would still join that mile high club with you.