the ic mistletoe meme

[bifroster]

pucker up!

- make a top comment with the usual
- you are now caught under some mistletoe
- anyone who comments is now caught under it with you
- you know how the tradition goes :)
- yes i totally ripped this from plurk

Comments

[helpdesk_hero]

Then find someone else.

[mysterioisthetruth]

You really would prefer I'd have to kiss one of your friends?

[helpdesk_hero]

[Wow. Manipulative much? And David turns to Beck and swings a punch at his face.]

[mysterioisthetruth]

[And it connects. Beck gasps, clutching his face. Then he looks mad.]

What the hell?

[helpdesk_hero]

How the fuck did you think I was going to take another attempt at manipulation?!

[mysterioisthetruth]

I'm just saying what might happen - accidentally! - if you and I don't...

Ugh... You know, it's not as if I want to kiss you. I don't want to kiss anybody!

[helpdesk_hero]

And again, straight to manipulation by once more implying I should do something or else you will do something distasteful. You are sick.

[mysterioisthetruth]

All I was saying is the worst case scenario if you walk away.

Do you want that on your conscience?

[Yes, very manipulative.]

[helpdesk_hero]

One more manipulative word out of you, and I am breaking your jaw.

[His eyes are narrowed and his fists clenched.]

[mysterioisthetruth]

[Beck recoils back, still glaring but he also looks like he's about to cry.]

[helpdesk_hero]

Okay. I rephrase. No more manipulation. Get your crocodile tears out of here.

[mysterioisthetruth]

... I'm... I'm not.

Why would you think I'd try to manipulate you, of all people, to kiss me?

[helpdesk_hero]

You’d manipulate anyone to do anything if you felt it served you. And here you think it would serve the end of putting me back under your thumb. Hard pass.

[mysterioisthetruth]

Seriously? Seriously?

[He's appalled.]

There are so many other better ways for us to find common ground. Of course this would push you further way! Do you think I'm stupid?

[helpdesk_hero]

I think you’re an addict and manipulation your drug.

[mysterioisthetruth]

Why would I want you to kiss me?

[helpdesk_hero]

And now you're looping back through to a question I already answered.

[mysterioisthetruth]

You didn't answer it satisfactorily.

If I wanted to keep you under my thumb this wouldn't be the way I'd do it.

[helpdesk_hero]

Bite me.

[And he walks off once again.]