THIRST & MEAN TWEETS MEME

[photophobic]

NSFW
and, indeed, Not Safe For Life
IT'S TIME, for the return of... Thirst Tweets, with a Mean Tweets twist!

What are Thirst Tweets? Well, a Thirst Tweet is a tweet where somebody thirsts over another person or compliments them in a way that suggests that they have absolutely zero chill. If you're not feeling thirsty, maybe you have some Mean Tweets to let loose instead? Give characters some real look-at-that-bitch-eating-crackers petty insults to read!

How Do We Play?

1. - Post a top-level comment of your character and an indication of your preferences (thirst tweets, mean tweets or both) and comfort levels (eg., "weird is fine just keep it clean" or "do your worst, sickos")

2. - Comment around to others anonymously (or signed in--do what you want, I'm not the boss of you) and leave Thirst/Mean Tweets for others to respond to.

3. - Mortified IC Responses and general ridiculousness!!!

Comments

KYLO REN

[photophobic]

GO HOG WILD WITH BOTH

[(Anonymous)]

kylo ren split me in half challenge

Kaz Brekker

[roughworkdone]

give me everything

[(Anonymous)]

kaz brekker dick be big as that cane of his

Ronan Lynch

[nightmarist]

both & be bad

[(Anonymous)]

ronan lynch could choke me on any holy day

Carol Danvers

[usaf]

Re: Carol Danvers

[(Anonymous)]

please sit on my face miss captain danvers sir ma’am

Declan Lynch

[dauntless_son]

thirsty or mean, come at him

[(Anonymous)]

just found out ronan lynch has a brother and he fine af too 😍💦

Noah Czerny

[deadthing]

both are fine, go nuts

Bean

[justlittle]

[ No thirst please. He's eleven. ]

Eli Ever

[everduring]

all the garbage for this garbage man

[(Anonymous)]

If a genie gave me 3 wishes I would punch Eli Ever 3 times

Josh Foley / Marvel

[goldtoxicity]

GO WILD

[(Anonymous)]

who needs to drop 20k on a solid gold dildo when josh foley right here

rey ✨ star wars

[forcelight]

go wild

Finn

[hatejakku]

bring it on

[(Anonymous)]

finn more like FINE amirite

Guzma

[golisolation]

gimme it all

Victor Vale

[strikesthrough]

Have at it

[(Anonymous)]

any1 ever notice how victor vale always look like somebody just fart in the elevator

Magnai

[magnaificent]

Give him what he deserves

Stephen Strange

[timestones]

Come at me with whatever. Go hard or go home.

[(Anonymous)]

stephen strange's facial hair could star in a porno all by itself

proinsias cassidy

[crassidy]

dirty as you got

[(Anonymous)]

when cassidy gonna suck me dry like i'm sunny d

jaskier

[borntobebard]

in the words of the great philosophers, 2 unlimited: there's no limit

[(Anonymous)]

i want jaskier to hum toss a coin while i ride his face

earn that coin bb

Gladion

[silvallyant]

[no thirst, the kid's 15. Anything else, go at 'im.]

Izaya Orihara

[deviant_flea]

Go wild on BOTH

ANDY

[killtime]

annihilate this stupid woman

[(Anonymous)]

[Boy does he want to]

if i wasnt taken id smash that ass in a second no doubt

Nicholas D. Wolfwood

[mycrosstobear]

go nuts with either

Brandon Heat

[codeofiron]

fair game for both

Askeladd

[afallon]

he's new but why not

XION

[marxionette]

no thirst for the clone baby

reno

[electroburst]

both are warranted