the truth of the matter

[pyrogue]

forced truth meme

1. Post your character(s)
2. People respond to your character with a question
3. Your character must reply, and they must reply honestly
4. ????
5. Have fun. Remember to check back later for people in different timezones!

Comments

[reydacted]

It was presumptuous.

I would still like to know you. If that's okay.

[goldtoxicity]

I'm trying not to be!

[pillz]

Really? What would it look like if you wasn't trying?

[goldtoxicity]

I'd be using my window as a doorway so I wouldn't hafta talk to either of you about it.

[pillz]

Okay.

Do you want me to stop fucking your buddy?

[goldtoxicity]

... It'd be really selfish of me to say that.

[pillz]

So that's a 'yeah.'

[who knows? maybe it's over already. kavinsky and david weren't exactly on heart-to-heart terms; they're busy patching shit up with josh, not each other.]

[goldtoxicity]

Dude, what I want in this doesn't matter. I'm not in it! I don't get a say in what you do, or like, I shouldn't.

[ he scrubs a hand down his face. ]

[pillz]

If it doesn't matter, why don't you just fuckin' answer the question?

[kavinsky's tone is mild, despite that he always has an unnecessarily mean choice of words. sorry everybody.]

[goldtoxicity]

Because if I say it then I'm gonna have to acknowledge a bunch of junk that's better left unsaid!

[helpdesk_hero]

Okay, but why the Roombas that seem to be in love with me?

[pillz]

Look at Mr. Joshua 'this time we livin' life like it goes how it should' Foley, in the house.

[goldtoxicity]

We've got a second chance, I'm not fucking it up for every single person around me.

[pillz]

Probably 'cause all I knew about you was from Josh, and he's your number one fan.

Dreams have character, even though mine don't have a soul.

[helpdesk_hero]

[His number one fan, huh? He doubts that.]

Magic can't grant souls either. They have to come from somewhere. But I've managed to update their systems with my new powers. They definitely have personalities.

[pillz]

I know somebody whose magic can make souls. Pretty sure they can, anyway. But mine ain't like that.

What personalities you give 'em?

[helpdesk_hero]

I didn't make the personalities. I found it there, in the codes. Zeta HATES the hallways, apparently.

[irondad]

...still lost me.

cw emetophobia

[pillz]

Maybe it'll be like barf if you just say what you think.

Better out than in.

Catharsis.

[pillz]

[that's amusing. kavinsky smiles.]

Yeah she does. Fuck hallways!

[he guesses? he doesn't actually mind hallways, himself.]

Why'd you name it 'Zelda?'

[pillz]

It wasn't like a crooked rip, man. No disappointment. It was good. You was perfect.

[helpdesk_hero]

No, not Zelda. Zeta. Sixth letter of the Greek alphabet, and also their number seven.

It's a good name. And she doesn't like hallways because she bounces off of the walls.

[pillz]

Zay-ta, [kavinsky repeats. what is it with him and tall dark fellas who are obsessed with latin? it's just so adorable.] Okay.

What, the other one don't bounce? Or it likes bouncing.

[helpdesk_hero]

[Well, he IS sleeping with the tall dark fella, so clearly there is an attraction there.]

Other two. I bought one myself and was unboxing it when you gave me the gift. Sad, right? That one is Alpha, he works only in my room. He likes the bed because he can go under things. He thinks he's an explorer.

As for Lambda, well, that one just wants to watch the world burn

[pillz]

You wanna bet something on how long before Josh stops being fucking weird?

Cash. Treasured personal belongings.