the truth of the matter

[pyrogue]

forced truth meme

1. Post your character(s)
2. People respond to your character with a question
3. Your character must reply, and they must reply honestly
4. ????
5. Have fun. Remember to check back later for people in different timezones!

Comments

[helpdesk_hero]

Cash. I've got enough.

The answer is never. He's been SUPER weird to me. Like, what the fuck. It's just sex.

[pillz]

I'm gonna give it two months.

At some point his li'l plated goldfish memory is gonna short, or he'll get engaged to Laurie or some shit and it'll all be bridge, water. Or repression. He's good at that shit too.

Five hundred dollars?

[helpdesk_hero]

[Engaged to Laurie. David hates how that makes his chest ache.]

Fuck I hate echoes of other worlds. I'd be happy for them if they were engaged. They're my friends.

Make it seven.

[pillz]

Seven hundred it is.

[if only they knew.]

So you're feeling a little weird about it too, huh?

[blunt. it's easier with just david.]

[helpdesk_hero]

[Well, they don't have tons of emotional weight between them, so yeah, it's easier.]

Very weird. I have memories from the whole mess in the evil imPort world, having slept with Josh and been in love with Laurie there. And now this new thing... SO yeah, it's super weird.

[pillz]

Huh. Well. I got a thought, based on what I remember from being over there. But I dunno if it'll make things weirder.

Just squeeze your eyes shut and erase your memory banks if you ain't into it.

I think you guys was like, a throuple there. In the other world. Technical solution, much?

[helpdesk_hero]

[What? David would PREFER not having that idea. Oh god.]

Dude, that would be SO awkward. I'm the first person to jump over Josh for infidelity to Laurie. And I once got pissed at her growing up because she used me to make Josh jealous.

[pillz]

[kavinsky makes a subtle face. why do mutants insist on finding the most boring possible conclusions to their exciting lives. you should lean into the harassment and kidnapping ok no.]

I feel like you're just listing off more reasons why you motherfuckers should all date each other, threeway styles. You got any more items to add?

[helpdesk_hero]

[Listen, he just wanted to be loved.]

I'm pretty sure I would add additional emotional instability.

[pillz]

I dunno, man. I'd be less hot if I was less crazy, so I'm told. Pretty sure same applies to the mutants.

[trust him, kavinsky, the most reliable source of knowledge and wisdom on the planet.]

[helpdesk_hero]

You're hot enough for our situation.

But I guess I just want to be loved.

[pillz]

Aw golly gee, thanks, Mr. Alleyne.

I'm pretty sure Josh loves you. Laurie I don't know so good. I feel like homegirl thinks I'm a problem.

[homegirl is so accurate. what can you do.]

[helpdesk_hero]

He loves me like a brother. And she's one of my best friends. Who I've missed so long.

And Mr. Alleyne is my dad.

[pillz]

Huh. So you don't think she loves you like a brother?

[interesting. to kavinsky, crouched over the mutants like they're ants under a magnifying glass. fortunately, it's not sunny out.]

[helpdesk_hero]

I don't know. Laurie's so different than the girl I knew. And she's not alive back home. All that Krakoa has going on, and she isn't even there.