TFLN: MoM Edition

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1. Post a comment for your character[s]. 2. Include one or more texts from last night. Or wildcard it/invent your own! 3. Comment around to others having received or sent a text. 4. Laugh or cry. 5. Have fun!

Comments

Normie Osborn

[notyourfathersosborn]

1. I know. But whatever I'll just eat cold pizza and play with my cats by candlelight.

2. You didn't have enough money so you tried to convince the cashier that "four dollar foot long" rolled off the tongue better. Stop drinking. Immediately.

3. You asked to borrow my goggles for a moment. Then you whipped them at someone's head.

4. Oh god our sink is a cavalcade of horrors. Brb sacrificing a goat and putting everything in the dishwasher forever.

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[timecapture]

Oh, come on. You know that when I'm the social one, there's something wrong.

[notyourfathersosborn]

Yes, because I'm known for my social lifestyle :P

[timecapture]

You're a lot more social than I am offline.

[notyourfathersosborn]

I hardly think talking to my employees counts.

[timecapture]

The last decent offline conversation I had was with a squirrel. I think I've got you beat.

[notyourfathersosborn]

Dude, a squirrel?

[timecapture]

Let's just say work was hell.

[notyourfathersosborn]

Okay this is officially an intervention. Go outside and talk to actual human people.

Or, errr, humanoid people. I know there are some aliens here.

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[resipiscent]

At least warm it up.

[notyourfathersosborn]

With the candle?

[resipiscent]

I can come over and cast Fire on it.

[notyourfathersosborn]

Why do I feel like I'm going to end up with some dust when you're done with it?

[resipiscent]

Shh, my control's pretty good. It'll be fine. :)

[notyourfathersosborn]

Pretty sure those are famous last words.

[resipiscent]

Please. I'm not Donald, but I get by.

[notyourfathersosborn]

...Duck?

[mightthinkthat]

3. Ah, but I got them.

[notyourfathersosborn]

You did. Nice aim, by the way.

I still liked those goggles though.

[mightthinkthat]

Did you ask for them back?

[notyourfathersosborn]

"Hello, I know that guy just took out your friend with them, but any chance I could have my goggles back?" I don't think was going to fly.

[mightthinkthat]

Oh, please. They would have hardly held it against YOU.

[notyourfathersosborn]

They had no idea we weren't together!

[mightthinkthat]

Like they don't have dickhead friends.

[notyourfathersosborn]

Man, is there anything you don't have an answer for? Lol.

Dickhead friends should pay for their non-dickhead friend's ruined property.