TFLN: MoM Edition

[restingstitchface]

1. Post a comment for your character[s]. 2. Include one or more texts from last night. Or wildcard it/invent your own! 3. Comment around to others having received or sent a text. 4. Laugh or cry. 5. Have fun!

Comments

[notyourfathersosborn]

I hardly think talking to my employees counts.

[timecapture]

The last decent offline conversation I had was with a squirrel. I think I've got you beat.

[notyourfathersosborn]

Dude, a squirrel?

[timecapture]

Let's just say work was hell.

[notyourfathersosborn]

Okay this is officially an intervention. Go outside and talk to actual human people.

Or, errr, humanoid people. I know there are some aliens here.

[timecapture]

I'll go for it if you will.

[notyourfathersosborn]

Hey this is an intervention for me, not you.

[timecapture]

What was that about cold pizza?

[notyourfathersosborn]

I'm from New York, cold pizza can be any meal you need it to be.

[timecapture]

Are you cereal? That shit happens in every state.

[notyourfathersosborn]

You have clearly never eaten New York City pizza.

[timecapture]

Is that an offer, or are you just bragging?

[notyourfathersosborn]

[He's just going to send you this as a response.]

[timecapture]

Any movies you want me to bring, or is the pizza in New York entertaining as well as delicious?

[notyourfathersosborn]

Bring whatever's your favorite. I'd love to see what your taste is.

Leave getting the pizza to me.

[timecapture]

Be prepared for awesomeness. Muahahaha.

[notyourfathersosborn]

Oh, I'll be the judge of that.

[timecapture]

No holding back.

... Is it sad that this is way more appealing than the thing I was suggesting earlier?

[notyourfathersosborn]

Oh I won't.

It better top "talking to a squirrel."

[timecapture]

I'm not gonna live that down any time soon, am I?

[notyourfathersosborn]

Not even remotely.

[timecapture]

Damn.

[notyourfathersosborn]

Well, I MIGHT forget if the movie you bring is any good.

[timecapture]

Oh, trust me, it will be. But just to be on the safe side, any preferences?

[notyourfathersosborn]

Why that would be cheating.