TFLN: MoM Edition

[restingstitchface]

1. Post a comment for your character[s]. 2. Include one or more texts from last night. Or wildcard it/invent your own! 3. Comment around to others having received or sent a text. 4. Laugh or cry. 5. Have fun!

Comments

Bela Talbot | Supernatural

[cleptes]

1) I'll meet you in hell with unlimited boxes of wine though.

2) Hey, I'm 25. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.

3) I am the best cocktail. I look appealing, taste amazing, and ruin lives.

2

[justimprobable]

Am I? Not sure I'm who you meant to send this too, but I'll do my best to listen.

Carl Grimes

[112ounces]

1) Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.

2) There is a mirror in the headboard of the bed that I'm sleeping in so I can immediately question life choices when I wake up.

3) I drank gravy. I actually drank gravy. This is heaven.

3

[resipiscent]

That's possibly the grossest thing I've ever heard.

Was it good?

Narcissa Malfoy | Harry Potter

[lovelyviper]

1. Dude, I totally just made my launch phrase on my new phone "Wingardium Leviosa" so that when people try it and it doesn't work I can say, "It's leveeOHsa, not leveeoh-SA."

2. Im pretty sure breakfast wine is a thing, and if it isn't, I just invented it

3. I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately

2

[restingstitchface]

Oh. Really, you should see somebody about that, you know.

Manolo Sanchez | The Book of Life

[matadorable]

A. if i'm going to keep blacking out this much
i need to start taking more pictures

B. according to the arrest report
i shouted "no, YOU put some pants on" at the cop

downhill from there

C. im pretty sure breakfast wine is a thing

and if it isn't
i just invented it

D. i said i wouldnt go home with him
but then he whispered that he had taquitos
and you know how much drunk me loves taquitos


E. Wildcard!

[mightthinkthat]

a: That's just cheating.

Tetsuo Shima | Akira

[iamtetsuo]

1) I didn't have time to wash my hair yesterday. Ended up spraying some Febreeze on it.

2) I don't have any soul left to be crushed.

3) Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions

4) How the fuck do you get a noise complaint filed against you at 9:30am on a fucking Tuesday?

5) wildcard!

1

[deadtective]

Someone in that house knows what Febreeze is? That's fucking wild.

Kitty Jones

[rathercommon]

1. The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"

2. You'll be completely useless in the revolution.

3. Remind me to call McDonald's to give a good review of Ruth. She truly demonstrated grace under pressure.

2

[brushoff]

Damn straight!

[mightthinkthat]

1: probably shouldnt have written that paper while wasted, its starts with once upon a time

2: So we stole all of the newspapers out of the stands within a 1 mile radius and filled up her car with crumpled newspaper.

3: I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.

Normie Osborn

[notyourfathersosborn]

1. I know. But whatever I'll just eat cold pizza and play with my cats by candlelight.

2. You didn't have enough money so you tried to convince the cashier that "four dollar foot long" rolled off the tongue better. Stop drinking. Immediately.

3. You asked to borrow my goggles for a moment. Then you whipped them at someone's head.

4. Oh god our sink is a cavalcade of horrors. Brb sacrificing a goat and putting everything in the dishwasher forever.

1

[timecapture]

Oh, come on. You know that when I'm the social one, there's something wrong.

Jonathan Crane

[restingstitchface]

I: When I became a professor of psychology at Gotham University, I stapled fast food applications to failed tests.

II: Okay, prove you're not drunk to me. Write five true sentences about me with correct grammar.

III: Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?

IV: She woke up three separate times. Each time she had a look of pure terror on her face. Poor thing had no clue where she was.

I

[timecapture]

That's mean... but pretty funny.

Kang | Dragonlance

[governorkang]

1) Oh damn it. Let me get a beer. I can't take anymore bad news. Hold on.

2) Worst way to find out I have a half sister

3) Two women at the bar wouldn't leave me alone until I explained to them at least five times that I cannot fly. My wing is still sore from where they kept trying to grab it.

4) Wildcard

2

[resipiscent]

No, man, I don't want to know that.

Max | Life is Strange

[timecapture]

I. That's the first time I've heard "shenanigans" and "apocalypse" in the same sentence.

II. I smell like gasoline and adventure.

III. There’s a guy here who is improvising his own shadow dance on a table against the wall, in case you’re wondering how my night is going.

IV. I have never heard someone not give a fuck so poetically in my life. I feel like you should be leading men into battle with a speech like that.

ii

[quaerit]

Those are two of my favorite scents. Where are you going?

Hazel Lockwood | OC

[deadtective]

1. My favorite part about you getting arrested is having to explain the prosthetic leg in the front seat.

2. You flashed my boyfriend last night so I tackled you to the floor. You may be a bit sore.

3. Just a heads up. Everytime I get arrested in Maine I claim I lost my ID and use your name.

4. Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?

or text her!

3.

[timecapture]

Wait, WHAT?

Qubit

[superposition]

Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun

(or wildcard!)

[governorkang]

You're not? That sounds like an excellent combination.

Jonathan Joestar | JJBA

[fistofthejoestar]

1. I knew as soon as I met you that I was going to be the designated driver.

2. So you threw a sword at me last night. I honestly wish I could say that I was surprised.

3. They woke me up at four in the morning screaming "drunk adventure time!" because they needed a sober chaperone. They made me walk them around the block shoeless.

4. You were competing with my dog to see who had the stronger bark...

or text him!

Lapis Lazuli | Steven Universe

[oceanthief]

1. Ignoring the crisis I'm in. Sitting in the front yard in a kiddie pool. Wearing arm floaties, fins and a snorkel.

2. It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland".

3. We're gonna go drive around campus and throw water balloons at all the drunk bitches wobbling around, wanna come?

4. Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?

or text her!

1

[resipiscent]

What do you need all the gear for?

Kasumi Goto | Mass Effect

[stealwithit]

1. because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think

2. Whatever. We're stealing a penguin. Your not allowed near him... You did this to yourself.

3. Aaaaand now he just flexed his muscles at me and said "I'm a fucking eagle!"

4. text her

2.

[timecapture]

Uh... who is this, and why am I not allowed near the penguin?

Gaby Teller | The Man from UNCLE

[ringen]

1. Well for starters i'm drinking vodka out of a bell pepper.

2. it took everything i had not to yell out "your name means death in german!"

3. text her

1.

[justimprobable]

Hey, I'm glad to hear you're at least getting your vegetables.

Motoko Kusanagi | GITS:SAC

[prostheticbody]

1) I managed all three standard threesome configurations a female-bodied person can achieve in just under nine years. I want to high-five everyone involved, but I've lost touch with a couple of them

2) I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality

3) You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You're everything I've ever wanted in a friend.

[mightthinkthat]

2. I'll be sure to pray to you.

riku | kingdom hearts

[resipiscent]

1. I woke up this morning to the buzzer on my oven going off... I cooked fish sticks at 425 degrees for 5 hours last night. my house smells awesome

2. dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes

3. if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt

4. Got to see someone fall down the stairs while holding hot coffee and a folder full of papers. Best Monday ever.

5. make something up

[mightthinkthat]

4. You didn't happen to film that, did you?

Clara Oswald | Doctor Who

[justimprobable]

1) Just because I told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.

2) Fairly certain I called dibs on your lesbian virginity last night.

3) Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals.

1

[helpline]

Old habits die hard. Sorry.

Miles Edgeworth | Ace Attorney

[takethestairs]

(512)
I want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. I'm pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.

(585)
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?

(937)
This went bad. Everyone is crying. I don't know why and I am really uncomfortable.

(404)
I literally just inhaled three swiss rolls. My housemate is staring. It was inhuman.

(???)

[Wildcard!]

512

[rathercommon]

That's not necessarily a bad thing. Anger can be nice.

Agent Texas | Red vs. Blue

[failureisntachoice]

1. When a dude sends me an unwanted dick pic I just send him a picture of a nicer one. A more photogenic one. A dick with a future.

2. He just brought me a wine glass. Full of Tequila. Ignore any texts after this one.

3. I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking.

1

[glowsferatu]

if you want an unwanted solicitor to know how little future his genitals have why not be direct
send him a picture of a knife
possibly a picture of you sharpening the knife so he knows that its real and youre holding it
thats what i would do

the Twelfth Doctor | Doctor Who

[helpline]

1: This makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.

2: I need you there. I need someone to glance at when other people inevitably annoy me.

3: Apparently there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives I've ruined.

4: wildcard!

2

[timecapture]

Who are you, and why do I have to be there?

[She's assuming this is a misfire, but...]

Dorian Gray | CODG

[brushoff]

1: Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.

2: Not really how I planned to achieve immortality, but I'll take it.

3: I have a knack for carnage and poetic language.

4: How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.

5: wildcard!

1.

[hisheartsdesire]

Which descendants are those?

Kanaya Maryam | Homestuck

[glowsferatu]

1. i feel a close affinity to coffee
both of us are hot and bitter

2. well theres no bloody mary mix at this convenience store so i dont even know what its good for

3. it was the cape
i cant be held responsible for actions taken when im made to wear a cape

4. she will feel ever so accomplished if she ever manages to bed me

5. [ wildcard! ]

[mightthinkthat]

1. For me it's whiskey. Aged and spicy.