etcelsior | Love meme!!!!

this would be both the best and worst time to dump more details about how he bites it on you and I'm honestly conflicted

tell me more we can always share canons IT'LL BE A GREAT FUN TIME

OH YEAH WHAT COULD GO WRONG

Ok but so first of all these cute gifs with him being a super loser with Erina I keep showing you? At best happening maybe an hour before he dies.

AND THEN WHILE HE'S SLOWLY BLEEDING OUT DO YOU KNOW WHAT HE DOES

HE TELLS ERINA SHE HAS TO LIVE BECAUSE NEARBY THERE WAS THIS MOTHER WHO HAD DIED PROTECTING HER BABY AND HE DIDN'T WANT THAT MOTHER'S SACRIFICE TO BE IN VAIN BECAUSE HIS OWN MOTHER HAD DONE THE SAME WHEN HE WAS A BABY

HE HAD NEVER MET THIS WOMAN IN HIS LIFE

I CANT EVEN GIF REPLY TO THAT omfg jojo are you serious

Jonathan Joestar is both deadly serious and completely unreal.

They were on a boat to take them to their honeymoon in America, too. He'd only been married for two days before he died.

And like he totally could have gone out in a super peaceful way, because Dio was literally all I HAVE NOW REALIZE I AM SUPER GAY FOR YOU JOJO MY LAST GIFT BEFORE I TAKE YOUR HOT HOT BODY IS A PAINLESS DEATH but he refused to let it happen and see above.

It's double awful because injuries like that prevent him from using ripple, so his last ripple set the boat up for self-destruction so it would take Dio and the zombies he'd created (and also Jonathan) out and keep everyone else safe.

And despite the fact that HE IS PERFECTLY FINE WITH DYING HORRIBLY AT THAT MOMENT he takes the time to tell Erina she absolutely cannot die with him and that he wants her to be happy. And then he does that quote I mentioned above IT'S LITERALLY THE WORST THING IN THE WORLD IF YOU LOOK BACK AT THE GIFS EVEN DIO'S FUCKING CRYING

DIO WHO, BY THE WAY, WAS COMPLETELY CAUGHT OFF GUARD THAT JONATHAN DIED

WHEN HE CAME THERE TO KILL HIM???

DIO WHAT THE HELL YOU DON'T GET TO BE SURPRISED???? SHOVES HIM OFF SCREEN

but no.................... this much sad isn't allowed to be mixed in with that much bizarre??? in mom he's only allowed to bake cookies and collect children, no drama I FORBID IT

IT'S HILARIOUS AND ALSO KIND OF SAD because then you realize that basically Dio's got Jonathan on such a high (albeit twisted) pedestal that he never considered the idea that he'd actually accomplish his plan this time.

but then he ruins it later by fondling Jonathan's body and talking to him like he's still there so it's all good

And then in MoM he gets all this happiness that is still oocly killing me because I know the Awful Reveal is slowly creeping towards him like a shadow, so even when he wins he's losing. It's ridiculous.

(also our log is killing me fyi)

god that's so terrible... dio sounds terrible?? I'm still laughing at him caressing jonathan's body but jesus christ please stop, go run off with hisoka and let's all just have good fun times with nothing bad ever

SHOVES HIS FUTURE IN THE TRASH

(also it's killing me too. "gon's going to get hurt bc of me"

tbf gon got hurt bc he's gon and rejected every attempt at help (see above gifs about killua having it easy) bUT DETAILS)

It's both hyperbole and not inaccurate in the least when people call Dio the worst ever. Like who the fuck decides that the most appropriate expression of love for the only person you've ever respected is to rip off their head, steal their corpse, and then spend every moment you're shown on screen flexing in front of the MILLIONS OF MIRRORS YOU HAVE IN YOUR HIJACKED MANSION???

THAT'S EXACTLY WHERE HIS FUTURE BELONGS IT'S TRUE because he has none get it haha...ha....

(Killua I hate to tell you this but your friend may be a treeperson

seriously thought CHRIST THAT IS HORRENDOUS

and also makes this even worse because Jonathan is basically the poster child for unnecessary guilt so it hits home extra hard because he's been there. over and over and over.)

omfg...... how are all these events real things that happened, I can't believe. I MEAN HXH IS PRETTY WEIRD AND ALSO SAD BUT, STARES AT YOUR CANON FROM AFAR.

(that is what happens when you suddenly become a jojo apparently

JONATHAN SHOULD KNOW THIS RIGHT???? DESPAIR AND SUDDENLY YOU'RE BUFF IS THAT HOW IT WORKS

but oh no he's so sweet it's killing me..... jonathan reminds killua of gon a lot but he shares a lot of similarities himself too WAILS)

WELL TO BE FAIR JOJO'S HAD ALMOST A DECADE LONGER TO PICK UP STEAM THAN HxH. AND IT'S ALSO GOT BIZARRE IN THE TITLE, SO HE'S KIND OF OBLIGATED TO FULLY COMMIT TO THE PREMISE.

but seriously it's ridiculous I went into this entire thing knowing all the spoilers and it still ripped me a new one

(THAT'S BASICALLY JONATHAN'S CHILDHOOD IN A NUTSHELL YEAH

haha oh no that's kind of the worst. meanwhile Killua reminds Jonathan an awful lot of his grandson so he's like extra invested because fambly.)

THATS ALWAYS AMAZING AND HORRIFYING IN A CANON like but I knew this would happen why am I sad

also n.o.... family.... I'm typing incoherently now, punctuation just invading the center of my words that's cool

you have won this gif battle I've decided

IT IS THE TRUEST SIGN OF QUALITY TO ME, WHEN I GET INTO SOMETHING ALREADY KNOWING THE DEAL AND END UP SITTING ALONE IN SOME GERMAN DORM CRYING MY EYES OUT

I mean uh what that never happened

Ah yes, my unbroken victory streak continues with a vengeance. I should have warned you before going in but that's for babies. Weak babies who haven't been enveloped into the loving embrace of Jonathan.

Stares at suspiciously, I get the feeling this happened

but wow

you may have won but I WILL DELIVER MY FINAL IMAGE AND I WILL LIVE ON without changing accounts because I'm lazy

that image was bigger than I thought it was

woops

I thought I was under attack the Soviets with that thing and that account, holy shit.

BUT ANYWAY

I have no idea what you're talking about, I absolutely didn't binge watch nauseating amounts of Jojo during my study abroad that would be irresponsible

and I totally didn't do that while eating entire family-sized portions of grapes either

AND THAT IS A PRETTY GOOD FINAL IMAGE TO LIVE THROUGH thankfully I've got this official art of Jonathan and Dio rubbing crotches to throw back in its face.

YOU WILL BE UNDER ATTACK BY THE SOVIETS NOW THAT I'VE BEEN SHOWN THAT JESUS CHRIST BYE

LEAVES

THERE'S NO NEED TO BE SO BUTTHURT OVER ONE REALLY HEARTBREAKINGLY GAY PICTURE GOD

THIS IS WHY YOUR GOVERNMENT COLLAPSED

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