A. this pizza tastes like mashed potatoes i am high as shit
B. I missed class because I got too caught up in the porn I was watching. Also I need to figure out how to get as flexible as these chicks. some of the positions they do are outrageous.
C. i'm like 90 percent sure i bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
D just managed to stab myself in the ass with a fork. I feel like i'm obligated by friend code to inform you of that sort of thing.
christ i love this hideous meme
i am high as shit
B. I missed class because I got too caught up in the porn I was watching. Also I need to figure out how to get as flexible as these chicks. some of the positions they do are outrageous.
C. i'm like 90 percent sure i bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
D just managed to stab myself in the ass with a fork. I feel like i'm obligated by friend code to inform you of that sort of thing.
OTHER: [WILD CARD- text him whatever!]