tfln: mom edition

[sewoften]

✂ post a comment for your character(s) ✂ include one or more texts from last night, or invent your own! ✂ comment around to others having received or sent them a text from last night ✂ laugh ✂ cry ✂ probably don't laugh-cry ✂ enjoy

Comments

christ i love this hideous meme

[hoboagogo]

A. this pizza tastes like mashed potatoes
i am high as shit

B. I missed class because I got too caught up in the porn I was watching. Also I need to figure out how to get as flexible as these chicks. some of the positions they do are outrageous.

C. i'm like 90 percent sure i bathed myself with dog shampoo last night

D just managed to stab myself in the ass with a fork. I feel like i'm obligated by friend code to inform you of that sort of thing.

OTHER: [WILD CARD- text him whatever!]

D

[sewoften]

Do I even know you?

[hoboagogo]

...?
i thought so but i could have some numbers mixed up
but in case youre worried it aint too bad a stab

1/2

[sewoften]

...

[sewoften]

To be bluntly honest I'm not too concerned with the state of your ass, no.

[hoboagogo]

thats fair
but hey at least im not the type to send a picture of it

[sewoften]

I'm grateful. Not that a picture of puncture wounds would be all that informative on its own.

[hoboagogo]

nah, but then it's like a mystery you get to solve
'who is this jackass'
'what am i looking at'
'how did he get my number'
etc etc

[sewoften]

I'd outsource the sleuthing.

[hoboagogo]

wait seriously?
instead of just ignoring it?

c

[glowsferatu]

i would be wary if you find yourself chasing bones
there is a high hormonal content that i hear tends to encourage that sort of thing

[hoboagogo]

i'd call bullshit right away but this place does tend to be retarded
it doesnt seem like werewolfism causing stuff though
im mostly confused since i dont have a dog here

[glowsferatu]

if the possibility of something being retarded exists then it will absolutely become retarded
there is literally no way else for reality to align itself

but according to what youre telling me
i think you might be shopping in the wrong aisle
or the wrong store

[hoboagogo]

true
guess i better make sure i get some rawhide just in case, then

that or aki sucks more at shopping that i thought
but yeah more likely i dont need to be stoned when shopping

[glowsferatu]

even worse than shopping at certain hunger levels
either hating everything or wanting too much
nothing you leave with is reflective of your ongoing needs

[hoboagogo]

yeah i hear that
it's all shit you just wanna snack on when you get home
or dog shampoo apparently

[glowsferatu]

and this is how a diet becomes constructed entirely of funyuns
truly a fate worse than death

[hoboagogo]

ugh i cant imagine eating just those every day
id end up offing myself even before the scurvy set in

alright lesson learned: toke up after not before

c;

[orangehoodie]

hes not happy

[attached it a picture of a sad dog]

[hoboagogo]

[oh no, SORRY KORO....]

well it got left over here after i gave him a bath and i got it mixed up
tell him ill make it up to him?

[orangehoodie]

[more sad pup pictures. one with every text]

he's highly betrayed
i think you owe him dinner

[hoboagogo]

[WHY you horrible cruel child]

just dinner?
as good as done.

[orangehoodie]

[it's a cruel attack you see]

and a whole day of walking and pampering and toys and idk i think he wants me to add more from the way he's barking
id ask aigis-san if she was here but

c.

[earnedmystripes]

to be fair im pretty sure sky high has done that before
i mean keith
who is not sky high
these are not the droids you are looking for

A

[restingstitchface]

Have you considered psychiatric care?