tfln: mom edition

[sewoften]

✂ post a comment for your character(s) ✂ include one or more texts from last night, or invent your own! ✂ comment around to others having received or sent them a text from last night ✂ laugh ✂ cry ✂ probably don't laugh-cry ✂ enjoy

Comments

[infomodder]

1) I agree and I would be an awesome dog

2) He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.

3) Got into the wrong car by mistake. There was a Rottweiler in it. Now there isn't.

3

[databoner]

What did you do to it.

[infomodder]

She followed me home!

[databoner]

I don't believe you.

[infomodder]

[This is the part where Houka gets sent a picture. Look at those eyes, uwu;;]

Say hi to Charlie.

[databoner]

I didn't say I didn't believe you had a dog.

I said I didn't believe that she followed you.

[infomodder]

It's not my job to change your beliefs.

[databoner]

That is very close to an admittance of guilt, Will.

2 i do what i want

[sewoften]

Kids these days.

i doubt the validity of that statement tbh

[infomodder]

Parents these days.

wow wow im sad in my heartplace

[sewoften]

University age or minors?

easy way to fix that

[infomodder]

University.

you tear my heart open... i sew myself shut...

[sewoften]

Old enough to be accountable for themselves, even if they haven't reached their majority.

no i have to cook that, gdit

[infomodder]

Old enough to yell obscenities all night long in the holding cell.

wow u r a monster, gaga warned me about u

[sewoften]

Even children can manage that much. It's not a talent.

1

[lyingheart]

Will that's not what I want to hear right now.

[infomodder]

That I agree with you?

[shit, should've used a (cozy)]

[lyingheart]

No, that was useful, but unless you now turn into a canine as one of your porter powers I have no interest in your alternative life fantasies.

[infomodder]

What if it is one my porter powers?

[lyingheart]

Then what are your other two and why did you never run around with Gunther at night going "release the hounds!"

[infomodder]

See? You think I'd be an awesome dog, too.

2

[aggressiveapathy]

did he try telling them he was really a dog that can turn into a human

[infomodder]

not yet
i won't give him any ideas either

[aggressiveapathy]

boo

[infomodder]

since when do you speak fluent ghost