tfln: mom edition

[sewoften]

✂ post a comment for your character(s) ✂ include one or more texts from last night, or invent your own! ✂ comment around to others having received or sent them a text from last night ✂ laugh ✂ cry ✂ probably don't laugh-cry ✂ enjoy

Comments

[fistofthejoestar]

1. I misunderstood what a threesome is. Please come pick me up.

2. I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible twenty-eight year old please.

3. Just when I thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog.

4. The cops came, and I made friends with him. He wants me to babysit his kids.

or text him!

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[lyingheart]

I'm guessing I wasn't who you meant to send this too either, but either way, send me the address.

[fistofthejoestar]

At this point I don't think I can afford to be picky. I'm so sorry.

[but he sends the address anyway because HE NEEDS TO GET OUT OF HERE]

[lyingheart]

Keep texting and tell them you're having a probationary imPort emergency. I'll be there in 20.

How the hell did you end up in Nonah anyway?!

[fistofthejoestar]

I'm not going to lie to them, it isn't their fault I misunderstood. It's easier to just sit in the bathroom a little while longer.

And...it's a long story.

[lyingheart]

It's not a lie if I'm having a travel emergency. Or what's that thing I saw on the news... right, a relationship consultation emergency? I could be having one of those. That sounds teenager.

Tell me after I get there. You did lock the door, right?

[fistofthejoestar]

But you're not, you're coming to take me home.

[he's rather insistent on this. poor Jojo, even in times of need he'd prefer to avoid lying if at all possible.]

The door is locked, yes, but I don't think that it's really necessary. They seem to be getting along quite well without me.

[kill him. KILL HIM.]

[lyingheart]

Jonathan Joestar I'm currently in the middle of an emotional crisis about. Boys. or something. I happen to be picking you up because I need to talk to you about it as my legal contact who is also obligated to listen to me. I'll bring a laundry lsit of my complaints, starting with, "Then he tried kissing me, which is about when I realized it was a date, and I'd already shoved my fist in his face."

[ #actual life with Annie Leonhart lately ]

Keep it locked, necessary or otherwise. Also, read up on modern slang. You need it more than I do.

[fistofthejoestar]

[please stop calling him by his full name, you have this weird way of making it sound like you're scolding him with it even over text. he's totally resting his head on his propped up knees now, this is all too much.]

I didn't think this was the sort of thing people just casually propositioned strangers for!!

[HE'S NOT EVEN GOING TO TOUCH THE REST OF THAT HE'S AT THE LIMIT OF HIS ABILITY TO HANDLE REALITY AS IS]

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[infomodder]

Sure thing. Where are you?
I misunderstood what it was the first time I heard it, too.

[embarrassment 2 tha rescue]

[fistofthejoestar]

[you are so much less judgemental than his youthful ward up there, Will. thank you for understanding his old-timey mistakes.]

I'm sorry to have to drag you out like this; I'm at [PLACE!!].


Is it really such a common request these days?

[infomodder]

[the power of ~EMPATHY~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~]

No worries, I needed to stretch my legs anyway. I'll be there ASAP.
Depends on where you go, maybe. Not sure about common, but it's not unheard of.

[fistofthejoestar]

Things have changed a great deal more than I'd realized, then. I don't think that I was anywhere untoward.

[this isn't like the time he was wandering outside a gay bar, like for real]

[infomodder]

That could have been part of the appeal, you not being untoward.

[jobee corruption is hot]

[fistofthejoestar]

I'd prefer not to ascribe such deplorable characteristics to people without proof. I've had quite enough of that in my life already.

[people thinking badly of him without any evidence or people getting off on his being incorruptible? it's impossible to tell which he means - although lbr the answer is both.]

[infomodder]

[stops gnawing people jerky while putting on his shoes at this message, what even

jojo what

why you so good a person]

Probably just the muscles.

[fistofthejoestar]

I'm sorry?

[is this...more slang....]

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[flightsuit]

On the bright side, at least you made a good impression!

[fistofthejoestar]

He was just doing his job. There was no reason to be impolite simply because he was arresting a family member.

[flightsuit]

Well, I get it. I mean, back home, I used to "arrest" friends all the time.

[fistofthejoestar]

That's very considerate of you to take on that burden.

[the quotes mean he can be kind of joking about his response, right? god he hopes so.]

[flightsuit]

I mean, we didn't really have "cops" so as chief's son, I kind of had to scold the yak-tippers. Kind of becomes so routine, there's hardly any bias.

[fistofthejoestar]

I'd think the size of a yak would discourage repeat offenders. But I suppose that just exposes how little I paid attention during my classes on ancient Scandinavian people.

[flightsuit]

Well, the people I know aren't the brightest bunch, so yeah, you're right about it being a better call to keep a distance on that front.

[fistofthejoestar]

It sounds like you're doing a little less policing and a little more babysitting in that case.

[which he totally understands. all of his descendants are like his age and he still does a lot of babysitting.]