tfln: mom edition

[sewoften]

✂ post a comment for your character(s) ✂ include one or more texts from last night, or invent your own! ✂ comment around to others having received or sent them a text from last night ✂ laugh ✂ cry ✂ probably don't laugh-cry ✂ enjoy

Comments

dont apologize to her she probably likes it

[hoboagogo]

oh yeah where is h

[PAUSE.



OH.]

fuck, what?

walks in late is like WOW RUDE GUYS

[lyingheart]

That sounds like a question better suited for the police and the underground boxing ring he got busted at.

and everyone is just all /kanyeshrugs all around.

[hoboagogo]

[....damn it, that explains so much. SO MUCH.]

damn it
he could have at least let me bet on it so we could have bail money for him

imma letchu finish, but vou, you da BEST

[lyingheart]

Is this a couples thing or a friends thing because I'd think back-up bail money plans is almost romantic from where I'm standing right now.

[ she's outside the jail. this may be why she says this. ]

[hoboagogo]

i think its just a dumb as hell thing

[annie don't ask him couples vs friends things, he doesn't know, that's how he got into this relationship!!!]

could go either way i guess
and import jail wasnt that bad when i was there but its been a while since i was there

[lyingheart]

You both qualify, it fits.

Ah, the main one's on base, this one's kind of a temporary holding cell. Do you know anyone he can stand who's Registered?

[hoboagogo]

you know i think i'm more offended you're saying we're on the same level, instead of you saying im dumb.
like i'm at least better than aki

[SMALL ACCOMPLISHMENTS #srybro ]

i think our whole team is registered
and uh
jaime?

[lyingheart]

Draw straws and figure out who's his probation officer?

[hoboagogo]

oh shit can we finally put him in a child leash
this is gonna be good.
i'll send you pictures once i figure out who wants to corral him

[lyingheart]

Huh. Okay, I amend my earlier statement. You're definitely the more devious one.

I look forward to the photographs.

[hoboagogo]

you cant tell me you never knew anyone who needed one of those
always running in headfirst and nearly getting themself killed

alright cool. teaches him to at least let us know about this beforehand.

[lyingheart]

Oh, I can name several, only the biggest one was already in harness and it didn't help one bit.

[hoboagogo]

you might have to upgrade to one of those shock collars for that one then

[lyingheart]

He won't notice.

Might still be worth a try.

[hoboagogo]

on the off chance it works, think of the headaches you'll save

[lyingheart]

Eh. Mostly he's not my headache.