sewoften: (Default)
Shirō Iori ([personal profile] sewoften) wrote in [community profile] etcelsior2015-03-10 08:52 pm

tfln: mom edition

✂ post a comment for your character(s)
✂ include one or more texts from last night, or invent your own!
✂ comment around to others having received or sent them a text from last night
✂ laugh
✂ cry
✂ probably don't laugh-cry
enjoy
ktfod: (Default)

Akihiko Sanada

[personal profile] ktfod 2015-03-11 06:24 am (UTC)(link)
1. Phone keeps correcting good morning to "food moaning" and I like the way it thinks.

2. I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.

3. It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt.
hoboagogo: (Just another rust and dust facade)

2.

[personal profile] hoboagogo 2015-03-11 06:30 am (UTC)(link)
were you expecting them to hold a vote to rate your dick pics or something
ktfod: (rules)

[personal profile] ktfod 2015-03-11 06:32 am (UTC)(link)
I didn't try to do it on purpose.
A vote to rate my
I really don't need any validation on that.
I'm pretty confident.
hoboagogo: (Ready to come alive)

[personal profile] hoboagogo 2015-03-11 06:40 am (UTC)(link)
yeah sure
did you end up getting someone fired with them or something?
and are we talking like import ambassador or like a county clerk or something
ktfod: (standing eight)

[personal profile] ktfod 2015-03-11 06:41 am (UTC)(link)
It was one of the Ambassador's.
He left a long voicemail,
I haven't really listened to it yet,
it was really loud.
hoboagogo: (And cross my arms and hope to die)

[personal profile] hoboagogo 2015-03-11 06:48 am (UTC)(link)
eh just delete it and the number from your phone
how'd you send it to him anyway
ktfod: (covering)

[personal profile] ktfod 2015-03-11 06:52 am (UTC)(link)
I might've sat on my phone.
hoboagogo: (Two out of three ain't bad)

[personal profile] hoboagogo 2015-03-11 06:54 am (UTC)(link)
and it sent a naked picture of you to a politician

[CAN YOU HEAR THE DRY DISBELIEF THERE]
ktfod: (light weight)

[personal profile] ktfod 2015-03-11 08:04 am (UTC)(link)
Well the picture was already there.
So yeah.
glowsferatu: fangs, smile (pic#5042807)

1

[personal profile] glowsferatu 2015-03-11 06:35 am (UTC)(link)
ah but its always rude to call a donor "food"
ktfod: (rules)

[personal profile] ktfod 2015-03-11 06:39 am (UTC)(link)
Isn't it already a little weird to call them a donor?
glowsferatu: wait (Wow What)

[personal profile] glowsferatu 2015-03-11 06:47 am (UTC)(link)
i cant help that my diet prefers to be given from the living and willing
donor is just the contextually appropriate term
ktfod: (rules)

[personal profile] ktfod 2015-03-11 06:53 am (UTC)(link)
Did you ask a majority of them and they agreed on 'donor'?
glowsferatu: smile (Default)

[personal profile] glowsferatu 2015-03-11 07:01 am (UTC)(link)
sanada youre a human
that your society calls a person who gives blood a "donor" is just a known consensus
ktfod: (rules)

[personal profile] ktfod 2015-03-11 07:03 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah,
but the people who get the blood aren't eating it.
glowsferatu: wait (pic#5797293)

[personal profile] glowsferatu 2015-03-11 07:16 am (UTC)(link)
there are two things i can say to this that i cant think of how to connect
so ill just present them separately

they are if theyre me

or
well they also arent likely to have their food moan
ktfod: (rules)

[personal profile] ktfod 2015-03-11 08:04 am (UTC)(link)
But you are?
ktfod: (light weight)

[personal profile] ktfod 2015-03-11 08:05 am (UTC)(link)
[Wait no, she would, she eats blood from people, right.]
glowsferatu: rude, omg (pic#6499828)

[personal profile] glowsferatu 2015-03-11 08:49 am (UTC)(link)
well
in certain very specialized contexts
i mean not everyone does and i certainly wouldnt want them to
but
from certain donors it potentially is entirely acceptable
ktfod: (walkout bout)

[personal profile] ktfod 2015-03-11 08:55 am (UTC)(link)
Acceptable?

[Uh, what a word to choose... does she mean they...

it...

uh...]
glowsferatu: omg (pic#5727989)

[personal profile] glowsferatu 2015-03-11 09:15 am (UTC)(link)
[ is there anything else "food moaning" could imply? did she...just jump to an assumption that wasn't already on the table? ]

agreeable
welcome
gratifying
desirable
should i fetch a thesaurus
ktfod: (DQ)

[personal profile] ktfod 2015-03-11 09:22 am (UTC)(link)
I mean,
for you or them.
Wait you actually bite them?
glowsferatu: smile (Default)

[personal profile] glowsferatu 2015-03-11 09:38 am (UTC)(link)
well in those specific contexts uh
preferably both
i mean if theyre moaning um

and yeah of course
what do you think the fangs are for
dont you know anything about vampires