tfln: mom edition

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Comments

Akihiko Sanada

[ktfod]

1. Phone keeps correcting good morning to "food moaning" and I like the way it thinks.

2. I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.

3. It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt.

2.

[hoboagogo]

were you expecting them to hold a vote to rate your dick pics or something

[ktfod]

I didn't try to do it on purpose.
A vote to rate my
I really don't need any validation on that.
I'm pretty confident.

[hoboagogo]

yeah sure
did you end up getting someone fired with them or something?
and are we talking like import ambassador or like a county clerk or something

[ktfod]

It was one of the Ambassador's.
He left a long voicemail,
I haven't really listened to it yet,
it was really loud.

[hoboagogo]

eh just delete it and the number from your phone
how'd you send it to him anyway

[ktfod]

I might've sat on my phone.

[hoboagogo]

and it sent a naked picture of you to a politician

[CAN YOU HEAR THE DRY DISBELIEF THERE]

[ktfod]

Well the picture was already there.
So yeah.

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[glowsferatu]

ah but its always rude to call a donor "food"

[ktfod]

Isn't it already a little weird to call them a donor?

[glowsferatu]

i cant help that my diet prefers to be given from the living and willing
donor is just the contextually appropriate term

[ktfod]

Did you ask a majority of them and they agreed on 'donor'?

[glowsferatu]

sanada youre a human
that your society calls a person who gives blood a "donor" is just a known consensus

[ktfod]

Yeah,
but the people who get the blood aren't eating it.

[glowsferatu]

there are two things i can say to this that i cant think of how to connect
so ill just present them separately

they are if theyre me

or
well they also arent likely to have their food moan

[ktfod]

But you are?

[ktfod]

[Wait no, she would, she eats blood from people, right.]

[glowsferatu]

well
in certain very specialized contexts
i mean not everyone does and i certainly wouldnt want them to
but
from certain donors it potentially is entirely acceptable

[ktfod]

Acceptable?

[Uh, what a word to choose... does she mean they...

it...

uh...]

[glowsferatu]

[ is there anything else "food moaning" could imply? did she...just jump to an assumption that wasn't already on the table? ]

agreeable
welcome
gratifying
desirable
should i fetch a thesaurus

[ktfod]

I mean,
for you or them.
Wait you actually bite them?

[glowsferatu]

well in those specific contexts uh
preferably both
i mean if theyre moaning um

and yeah of course
what do you think the fangs are for
dont you know anything about vampires