tfln: mom edition

[sewoften]

✂ post a comment for your character(s) ✂ include one or more texts from last night, or invent your own! ✂ comment around to others having received or sent them a text from last night ✂ laugh ✂ cry ✂ probably don't laugh-cry ✂ enjoy

Comments

[hoboagogo]

yeah i hear that
it's all shit you just wanna snack on when you get home
or dog shampoo apparently

[glowsferatu]

and this is how a diet becomes constructed entirely of funyuns
truly a fate worse than death

[hoboagogo]

ugh i cant imagine eating just those every day
id end up offing myself even before the scurvy set in

alright lesson learned: toke up after not before

[glowsferatu]

or leave it out entirely
youre rotting your brain you know

[hoboagogo]

i figure it can match the rest of me
or at least catch up

[glowsferatu]

living down to expectations never really works out for anyone