tfln: mom edition

[sewoften]

✂ post a comment for your character(s) ✂ include one or more texts from last night, or invent your own! ✂ comment around to others having received or sent them a text from last night ✂ laugh ✂ cry ✂ probably don't laugh-cry ✂ enjoy

Comments

[lyingheart]

Kanaya.

Your hypothetical distress is really unnecessary, you know. Besides, maybe it could be a headband. Could you work with that?

[glowsferatu]

a headband would still look stupid
but far from the worst of possibilities

[lyingheart]

What about a hoodie.

[glowsferatu]

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oh very funny lets all have a laugh at the brilliant joke annie just made
ha ha ha

[lyingheart]

I'm serious.

I'd wear it. It'd be the most comforting piece of technology to wrap myself up in entirely.

[glowsferatu]

of course you would
that would be like saying if it were by some miracle a lipstick available in any shade i could ever desire i would wear it happily

a skin cream would be alright though

[lyingheart]

Would you trust anyone we've named here to be able to manage a skin cream.

[glowsferatu]

of course i wouldnt
but i assumed we had left behind the plausible for pure wish fulfillment at this point

[lyingheart]

In that case I'd also like a horse and to have already graduated from high school and to have a steady career in giving absolutely no fucks.

[glowsferatu]

a lucrative one at that
and i think ponies are more standard to this sort of scenario over horses

[lyingheart]

Maybe, but I don't want a pony. I'd really prefer a horse.

[glowsferatu]

you could at least go for something with a little more magic to it then
like a pegasus
i could imagine you riding a pegasus

unicorns would perhaps be more along the lines of my preferences
better for goring my enemies

[lyingheart]

What's a pegasus?

[glowsferatu]

its a horse with wings

[lyingheart]

That sounds impractical...

[glowsferatu]

i believe the adjective that escaped you despite a perfect deployment in that sentence is magical
because thats what it is
and thats what your life as it has been until to this moment has built toward

[lyingheart]

I'm walking away from this text conversation